"The Waveman"

Ways to Survive Cheap as A college student and not die of Starvation:1. Buy Ramen alot of it, eat it for dinner, lunch, whatever. You can save money on your gass bill by microwaving it. Plus it's a good way to slim down. 2. Ham Sandwhiches. Filling and great for lunch. Cheap. You buy bread, you by ham. Simple, place ham between two slices of bread. Eat. 3. Coffee. Brew your own you pretentious little bitch! Why the hell would you pay 7 dollars for a cup of coffee when you can have a huge jar that you could wait ten minutes for in brewing? It saves gas, your time and keeps you away from snobby people. 4. Basic Cable. You can still get the internet and a phone cheap with it. You don't need all the other channels, trust me, you don't watch them anyway. WHO REALLY WATCHES OXYGEN? 5. Payment plans for Community College. #1 You still get a great education. #2 The payments are affordable. #3 Single mothers roam the campus and are easy prey for desperate young men. (Does not include Condom or Child Support Payments there after.) 6. You don't need to Drink. If you want to, buy a six pack and have friends over for a game or a party. This can sometime include free beer, liqour and one night stands(See not from #5) 7. Keep track of your bills and move your money around to make it work correctly. I don't get paid on the same day every week, you probably do. Schedule that shizzle! You haven't made it this far without some type of schedule. 8. If you're lucky enough to live near your parents, indulge, mom or dad makes dinner on the weekends. Scam your way into going there one or two nights a week. Some gas is required, but, sometimes mom can cook! 9. Finally - this list will change or I'll add to it, but keep checking for updates. You have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
You are 61% easy

You are easy. You like sex… a lot. You do have some reservations about who you do it with though. Only the hottest of the hot.

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How to make a Jeremy
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." The Muppet Personality Test The one holding the Tommy Gun, yeah thats my kid and I am so Proud.