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About Me


I moshed a lot.
Everyone came out looking like this.

I do AIM, MSN & Texting. Ask me for that shit.
Check out my band
Hey.
I write stories.
I play guitar.
I sing for a band.
I love only a few things.
Music, food, and maybe you.
Give me shit,
I'll probably laugh.
Give my friends shit,
And you'll be eating it like my toilet...
On a bad day.
I don't regret anything in my life.
But I regret every second of yours.
If you're a worthless, ignorant, melodramatic, moonbat,
Go fuck yourself.
And by that, I mean,
Go chop off your 2 inch dick,
So that it can reach your loose asshole.
If you take offense to that,
Seriously, I'm not an asshole,
You're just a fucking moron.
That goes for Xbox too.
If you're an Xbox,
Follow the procedure above.
And one more thing...
Don't forget,
You have the choice to stand up
For what you believe in.
You can make a difference in the world
Regardless of how small and insignificant you are.
As long as you believe in yourself,
You can change the world!
Unfortunately,
(Don't forget,)
No one else believes you.
&
No one else gives a shit.
So do yourself and the world a favor,
And shut the fuck up.
I have a 6th sense.
It assists me in finding woodland creatures.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joey, Karen, Beca, Antoine, Marley
And someone who's nothing like you and everything like me.

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Damion[Klepto] has 4000627 friends.

Felicia

My Best Friend
I have a best friend,
Who is better than you,
Who I'd give my life for,
Who changes my world daily,
Who CANNOT be replaced,
Who I love
More than life itself.
I will never have a friend
That I care about
As much as I do her.
Get the hell over it.
Stop trying,
Cause Felicia is my bff.
ilyfok?
Promise <3

Philly

My Drummer
Philly drums for my band.
He's a cliche drummer.
You know, the kind that's
Always the coolest
In the band.
We always find
Something to laugh at,
Especially if its him
Driving off the road.
...Or over a cliff
to our deaths...
Basically, Philly's amazing.
*Sigh* If only he was a girl.
...Pfft!

Ryan

My Bitch
Okay, we're each other's
Bitches, whatever.
Ryan's pretty cool,
Except that without me,
He wouldn't know
What good music is.
We hang out,
Cause he doesn't have
Any other friends.
No, but really,
He destroys the drumset,
Even if he's in a gay band.
He thinks he has a cool car.
But, he also thinks I'm cool.
So we know he's
Not in his right mind.

Justin

My Nigga
Justin fucks shit up.
He plays the keys,
The synthesizer,
And raps better than you do.
Check out his shit.
www.myspace.com/xtaljay
He's probably the
Funniest guy I know.
No joke,
I've drooled all over myself
Laughing at him.
Once, he almost hit a raptor!

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The mind, among so many other things, is a vesselBut usually, you don’t have the wheel--sometimes, no one doesSome people have a map--no one has a compassFew people have sails, often people have...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:52:00 GMT