Mr. Gere, keep your lips to yourself. |
Yesterday at work I found myself in the company of several ethnocentric buffoons. They were wondering why their charismatic Pretty Man was being lambasted by the Indian courts. "He didn't even...
Posted by minal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST |
Love it |
Deanne Fitzmaurice | Science
Posted by minal on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST |
Blue in the face, pink in the pants |
Ahhhh..laundry. For the two decades I have been doing it I'd say that my success rate has been around 98 percent. There were times when I'd overload the washer and my clothes sadly ca...
Posted by minal on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST |
My new obsession |
I think I've said this before, but I have a theory that all Missourians have a diet that incorporates buffalo wings. Maybe they don't grow in the fields out here as I once alleged, but considering the...
Posted by minal on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST |
DIE(t)ing: The end |
Today marked the end of my two-week diet. To celebrate, I ate maybe six Sour Jacks, which were so intense I think they burned the inside of my cheeks. I still have a bagful if anyone is interested. Ot...
Posted by minal on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:53:00 PST |
DIE(t)ing: Day 9 |
So, contrary to my fears of dying over this diet, I am still alive. And I am still succeeding. Put your shock aside for a second because it blows even my mind to know that I haven't consumed any sweet...
Posted by minal on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Woo-hoo! Stupid adults! |
So, has anyone seen Fox's new television show "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" I just watched it today for the first time, and lemme tell you -- I have never seen grown adults feel so accomplished...
Posted by minal on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST |
Fuckers |
Why Are Men Happier?Men are just happier people -- what do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is...
Posted by minal on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST |
DIE(t)ing: Day 3 |
I'm only checking in to assure you all that I am still alive, even after the reality of an extended diet made me go numb yesterday. I swear I lost all feeling in my face when my friend agreed to my ha...
Posted by minal on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST |
DIE(t)ing: Day 2.5 -- I hate my life |
Turns out that I just extended my no-good-stuff diet for another week. A total of 14 effin days -- and I'm not even done with Day 2.My fellow workerbee and January 16th baby, Gabe, aka G-L-A-M-O-R-O-...
Posted by minal on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST |
