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Philjay

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About Me

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Hi, I'm Phil
I like making people laugh
If you like to laugh you should like me.
But, you may not. I try to be nice most of the time.
I'm strange
I'm on the comp almost all the time because I'm a nerd
But sometimes I'm at fencing
I'm strange
Did I mention I fence?
I fence, if I didn't tell you.
I'm strange
You may think I'm strange
You'd be right
I'm damn weird
I'm also 50% greek
Greeks are cooler than your face
But that's not saying much
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah.. anyway.. - ask for it

My Interests

Television:

Family guy

Books:

Family guy

Heroes:

Family guy

My Blog

OMG I MADE A STORY OUT OF A SURVEY.

I AM: in desperate need of a monkey.I THINK: i should have a monkey, andI KNOW: that monkeys can be annoying sometimes, butI WANT: to have one right now!I HAVE: wanted one for the past long time, and ...
Posted by Philjay on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST

RANT.. 3

OK I've taken a break from these but I'm kinda pissed off right now so what the hell, I'll give it a whirl.I'd like to start by saying WHAT THE FUCK.Ok. Now onto the rant.People always come up to me ...
Posted by Philjay on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:06:00 PST

Rant .2

What the hell?! I'm doing another one?! That's right. All you people have to sit through another one of my vulgar-laced screaming typed up things. Now... I'll start with flash files. Ok...
Posted by Philjay on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:37:00 PST

Why chain letters suck.. parenthesis are what I wrote.

Okay, so on the news yesterday there was a girl who submitted a tape ((((((meaning she was alive))))))and it was a phone conversation between the girl and her boyfriend. this is how is went Amber: ...
Posted by Philjay on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:13:00 PST

Rant. Rant. Rant.

This is a rant. If you are easily offended, like if you are offended by certain swear words... Don't read this fucking blog, biotch. I'm going to officially start a rant every few weeks, and th...
Posted by Philjay on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:11:00 PST

Mmmmm...

Warning: This is a blog, written by an insane short freak. Read at your own risk. *good punctuation off* ahhh much better okay well i have nothing to write so im just going to see how bored yo...
Posted by Philjay on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 05:06:00 PST