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dan

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About Me

I'm Dan. I'm from Belfast. I play guitar and sing for the Lobotomies. I'm 24. I'm vegetarian. I love to get utterly fucked up.PS. Only real-life friends only need add me. If you're some wanker I've never met or a shite band, fuck off.

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I'd like to meet:

Nobody really, they're all dicks.

My Blog

JD out of scrubs is a frigging sex pest.

Recently whilst watching Scrubs, JD was having one of his fantasy moments where he, many years in the future and having not known his daughter, sleazily hits on her in a bar. He then realises, seeing ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:10:00 GMT

Screeching Weasel... third reformation

So Screeching Weasel have reformed yet again. They've got long running member Dan Vapid back which is pretty cool, but they seem to have reformed without consulting or inviting Jughead, which is a bit...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:16:00 GMT

Little FUCKING Bear

Ah yes, Little Bear. I used to come across this on the TV from time to time. It's fucking creepy. Basically, it's an anthropomorphic bear who gets on like a human child, and he does this whilst absolu...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:13:00 GMT

Noel Gallagher gets shoved over by some genius.

Here's a link to a link of a video of Oasis playing in Canada or somewhere, where Noel gets shoved over by some utter legend. He goes down faster than Lisa Riley on a bucket of ribs.Note how Liam (aft...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:45:00 GMT

About fuckin' time

The perma-grinning cholesterol merchant finally gets what's coming to him:
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:40:00 GMT

That 70s Show Vs. Star Wars

In That 70s Show today, there was a scene in which Eric referred to Darth Vader as 'the Dark Lord of the Sith'. This is incorrect! In fact in the 70's, 'Darth' was merely deemed Vader's first name, wi...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:05:00 GMT

The unholy return of Big Brother

Aye. Once again it's that time of the year again where sixteen utterly talentless, dribbling braindead morons are whacked into a house that looks like Au Naturale boaked all over it, pitted against ea...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Europe take 2

So tomorrow will see the departure of the Lobotomies on our second European tour, which begins this Friday in Belgium. We’re away for quite some time, until the 29th I think, and I have a severe...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:13:00 GMT

The cunting Chuckle Brothers

OK. So i turned on the TV earlier on 'cause I was bored, and the first thing I see is that wrinkly bastard's horrible leering face, and his cunt of a brother's mullet. I got to thinking, and does anyo...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:49:00 GMT

Celebrities I look like.

A few people on my list have done this thing where you upload a picture of yourself to this search engine, then it generates pictures of all the celebrities that you supposedly resemble. I decided mys...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:57:00 GMT