"Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free."
My Mother again.
PS- I'm the stud without the glasses
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Is this where I list all the small indie bands with unusual names that nobody's heard of so that I can make myslef sound hip and in-the-know, sweet.
My absolute all-time favorite mug shot photos
Number 1- Without a doubt, Nick Nolte is king.
Number 2- The Godfather of Soul (Rest In Peace) was a worthy challenger
Number 3- Yanni's really trying hard to go for this hard-core image change. I heard he just signed with Suge Knight at Death Row Records.
Number 4- Michael Jackson, WTF, I don't even know where to begin
Chuck Norris- Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Duane "Dog" Chapman- Has Chuck Norris finally met his match?!?!?
John Basedow- fitness celebrity. Not only does he make fitness simple for us, but he fights terrorist too, one informercial at a time. God bless late night TV.
Honorable Mention:
Steve Guttenberg aka Mahoney
Bob Ross (painter extraordinaire)
Jim Rome aka Van Smack, aka Pimp in the Box