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Miss Noir

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******* ********I’m a myriad of things...bits of this & pieces of that * i'm the nicest little package in the World - until i'm crossed * i love my tunes....but, not as much as i love my Samantha doll ;) * frilly knickers that look cheap & nasty...but, cost a mint * lil' miss l'esprit d'escalier * jonathan cainer, astrologer extraordinaire, rules my world www.cainer.com (the fine & dandy miss yasmin boland, is a tad wicked, too!) * j'adore wearing too much jewellery * diamontes & skulls & black EVERYTHING...with a healthy dose of red, pink & animal print added to the mix...on occasions ;) * sushimi * Hypnotic Poison & Agent Provocateur * fishnet stockings * kittens & the wonderous animal kingdom, in general **betty boop, sylvester & marvin the martian, rock my cartoon world * painted fingers & toes * smouldering, smudgy black eyes, ALL the time * satin, leopard print sheet sets * chewing gum with your mouth closed, impresses me * i loathe spitters * ciggies...but, only when i'm intoxicated * sassy cherry stuff, polka dots & stripes* 'please' & 'thank-you' is most appreciated, at all times * honesty is an aphrodisiac * good times & mixed drinks...always shaken...never stirred...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

those who like to dabble on the dark side...*fun folks, who don't take life too boringly serious, as boredom = one foot in the grave & complacency kills * anyone who subscibes to the whole SEX, DRUGS & ROCK'N'ROLL thang * pornstars....i've never met a pornstar....i reckon that'd be cool *peeps who don't mind me falling asleep at the bar....shit happens & so do i :P * katz who can deal with my pessimistic ways *lovers of rock'n'roll & lollypops, in that order * those who enjoy dressing up for impromptu cocktail parties * no fuckers who keep breaking their limbs, due to constantly falling off their high horse * no knob-jockeys, in dodgy EMO bands....no EMO cunts in general...fucking cry babies * no liars * no lapdogs * no tightarses * no self-absorbed, egomaniacs * no misogynists * no feminists * no losers * no nasties * ...Trent Reznor...i'd do BAD things to the man...from all angles...

Music:

***NINE INCH NAILS – NIN will forever hold the number 1 position in my heart, for Reznor is a Demi-God, i'm certain***AC/DC* adam & the ants* air* aphex twin* THE BEACH BOYS* beck* the birthday party* THE BLACK ANGELS* the black ryder* blind melon* blondie* brian jonestown massacre* BRMC* the charletans* chemical brothers* the church* cowboy junkies* THE CURE* the dandy warhols* DAVID BOWIE* dead meadow* dead or alive* DEPECHE MODE* devo* dinosaur jr* the divinyls* the dolly rocker movement* DONOVAN* the doors* DURAN DURAN* EAGLES OF DEATH METAL* the easybeats* echo & the bunnymen* edith piaf* EFFIGY* FAITH NO MORE * fischerspooner* the follow* THE FRANK POPP ENSEMBLE* garbage* the graphics* harlequin* the hoodoo gurus* human league* INTERPOL* INXS* the jesus & marychain* joy division* THE KILLERS* kings of leon* the kinks* kiss* L7* le tigre* led zeppelin* leonard cohen* louis XIV* LOU REED* love & rockets* manic st preachers* MARILYN MANSON* MAZZY STAR* metallica* ministry* MODERN LIFE* morrissey* motley crue* mr blonde* mr bungle* muse* my bloody valentine* NEW ORDER* NICK CAVE* nick drake* nirvana* patsy cline* patti smith* peeping tom* pig* P.J HARVEY* PLACEBO* PLASTIC TOYS* pop vulture* the presets* primal scream* PRINCE* pulp* QOTSA* THE RACONTEURS* RADIOHEAD* the raveonettes* rick bain* ride* riff random* ROB/WHITE ZOMBIE* the rolling stones* roy orbison* RUNRUNRUN* SCARLET SOHO* scissor sisters* shiny toy guns* siouxie & the banshees* sisters of mercy* skinny puppy* smashing pumpkins* THE SMITHS* SMOKE & SILVER* sneaker pimps* sonic youth* soulwax* spiritualized* the stone roses* the strange* suede* supergrass* talking heads* TOOL* TOM JONES* T-REX* TRUE LOVE CHAOS* the vines* velvet underground* the warlocks* ween* the white stripes* any bad 80's/90's, anything glam, anything bad-ass, anything ROCK'N'ROLL!*

Movies:

*Footrot Flats (BEST animated movie EVER!) *The Neverending Story *The Lost Highway *Labyrinth *Little Shop of Horrors *The Lost Boys *A Clockwork Orange *The Dark Crystal *Interview with the Vampire *Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas *Picnic at Hanging Rock *Velvet Goldmine (it has all my boyz) *The Goonies *Maximum Overdrive *Dirty Dancing *Edward Scissorhands *any Flintstones, Betty Boop, Sylvester & Tweetie Pie, Casper or Marvin the Martian vids *The Importance of Being Earnest *Chasing Amy *Mallrats *Clerks *Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure *Ferris Buellers Day Off *Anything with Angelina Jolie in it....grrrr. *True Romance *Ruthless People *Ghost *any old, black & white films, on a cold & rainy day *anything with Gidget & Moondoggie in it :P *American Psycho*The Rocky Horror Picture Show**Natural Born Killers *Donnie Darko *Easy Rider *HOUSE *Tremors *E.T *Muso Doco's *bad 80's films *Detroit Rock City *Rain Man *Lost in Translation *DIG! *The Crow *The Matrix *Star Wars *Weird Science *One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest *12 Monkeys *Pretty In Pink *Anything with the 'Coreys' in it *Back to the Future *Spinal Tap *Good & bad porn - with the sound on - it's funnier that way *

Television:

*the Simpsons *queer as folk *black books *south park *RAGE *twin peaks * the glass house *AB-FAB *the discovery & history channels *UK TV *animal rescue *little britain *the family guy *good morning australia - pre-bert newton leaving for channel 9 *

Books:

Anything i can sink my teeth into: Hunter S. Thompson* Alices Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll* 101 Days of Sodom - The Marquis de Sade* rock bios* Helter Skelter - Vincent Bugliosi* The Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice* Animalia (classy version of 'Where's Wally') * The Long, Hard Road out of Hell - Marilyn 'Brian Warner' Manson * Valley of the Dolls - Jacqueline Susann, etc, etc.... oh and the book IS always better than the movie*

Heroes:

*Trent Reznor - THE most talented being on the planet - Trent is totally chief & never chat*David Bowie - he changed my life! no really, he did! If it weren't for he, i would probably be listening to britney spears, watching australian idol & waiting for the spice girls to re-form.......thank-u mr bowie....we love you ;)*Bettie Page - for being such a bitchin' minx

My Blog

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT THIS FRIENDSHIP WOULD END UP IN CASUALTY!...

...& after one of our very first binge drinking adventures, where did we end up? but in the casualty ward of  a city Hospital! Lachlan-fucking-Wells, you sir, are a cunt...for leaving me...
Posted by Miss Noir on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

more stuff from the scrap books-part 2...

If my will was weak It was all because of you When I wouldn't speak You'd pretend you hadn't a clue Yet you'd follow me And lurk between the sheets Yeah, you'd shadow me God forbid, admitting defeat &...
Posted by Miss Noir on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

scrapbooks - part 1

Stars fall from the ceiling tonight My walls are caving in The air I breathe is allergic to me I cannot rid myself of this disease Clouds are thick as the sun shines on And birds are singing this sad ...
Posted by Miss Noir on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST