something's growing in my sink and i'm getting married |
i noticed something growing in the sink the other day. i hadn't looked in the sink for several weeks and apparently something grew during that time. this was more than just some kind of mo...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 21:02:00 GMT |
pubes |
i shaved my pubic hair today. this was the first time that i have ever shaved my pubes and i feel much better now. if you want to know, i am still not completely clean shaven down there, b...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 19:35:00 GMT |
being a genius |
i just wrote a blog about being a giant sheep that eats humans instead of grass or sheepfood and how i laugh at how pitiful humans and shriek at the moon because i am a giant savag...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 20:58:00 GMT |
shoes |
my feet need new shoes. if anyone has shoes that would fit me, you should give them to my feet. i don't need them, but my feet do. they don't have any money, so they can't affor...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 16:31:00 GMT |
the moon |
i want to see what the moon looks like. i have looked at pictures of the moon but it looks different at the moon than it does on earth planet. i would jump up and down and up and down and ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 14:37:00 GMT |
