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Matt

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About Me

Sua Sponte. *** RLTW *** Fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, bang an orangatang. *** Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open. *** Blue skies!! *** Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. *** Success is the best revenge. *** Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're only just fucking yourself. *** Piss off a liberal - work - succeed - be happy!! *** Give war a chance. *** "The only necessary thing for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke *** "People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -George Orwell *** If you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read this in english thank a soldier. *** "It is only the dead who have seen the end of war." -Plato *** “You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” -Winston Churchill *** “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.” -Albert Einstein *** “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.” -Mark Twain *** “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” -Mark Twain *** “Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.” -Chuck Palahniuk *** "Joyfully to live, happily to fight, laughingly to die." -J. P. *** "A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." -George S. Patton *** Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his." -George S. Patton *** "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein *** The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity." -Albert Einstein *** What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether? To answer this question at all implies a religion. Is there any sense then, you ask, in putting it? I answer, the man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life." -Albert Einstein ***

My Interests

skydiving, snowboarding, partying, hiking, climbing, camping, reading books, swiming, boating, rafting, acting crazy, and acting a fool.....I wants to try scuba diving, base jumping, kayaking, spelunking, and being a millionaire so I can afford to do all this shit
WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL ARE YOU (PICS)


BEER
YOUR BEER, YOU CHEAP BASTERD, YOUR CHEAP, DIRTY, AND YOU COME BY THE PINT!
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Choice of weapon.
Grenade.
You got an arm on you but you wont if your not careful with that damn thing. Your kinda stelthy and really dangerous from a distance. You could take out an army single handedly. Too bad your only weapon is also your biggest danger up close.

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Quizzes and Personality Tests

I'd like to meet:

angry dwarfs in pink tutus juggling corn on the cob while on fire watching gay monkey porn

Music:

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Which Sublime song are you?
April 26, 1992
You're an anarchist with a comfortable living room-thanks to your new furniture. And liquor. And guitar. Riots on the streets of YT!

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Which Michael Jackson song are you?
Thriller
"And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver, for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller "

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Movies:


Which Horror Movie Killer Are You? (pics)


Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
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Television:

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What Family Guy Character are you?
Peter
You are the man of the house.Your an alcoholic,fat and a reguler subscriber to 'Penthouse' magazine.(don't know if thats good or bad!?)

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Goofy

Which DISNEY character are you most like?
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Books:

ones with lots of pictures to color in

Heroes:

my sisters and brothers-at-arms defending our country