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Mia

Ola-ha!

About Me

Watch me drop things, trip over things, squeal and crash into inanimate objects and people. It's fun. Really it is!

My Interests

movies, texting, kisses, nights of debauchery, bellydancing, dancing badly at the club, the beach, wine, Twister, cutting up shirts, Spoons!, Lindsay Lohan, M.A.C., caffeine, music, photography, fashion, breaking other people's things, men who wear makeup, sparkly things, schmoozing, laughs, hugs, late night talks, smiles, road trips, Chuck Norris

I'd like to meet:



Janice Dickinson. I heart her!!
Someone who already knows how to play Dirty Dominos because I'm too lazy to read the directions.
Those who can laugh at themselves, because if I'm the only one laughing at you, it's REALLY no fun for you.
People with passion and FIRE in their eyes!
If you know a ton of dirty jokes and use sarcasm as a weapon...if you can deal with dry humor/humping, a lot of slapping, an obscene amount of randomness and crazy fun, then I want to meet you!

Music:


Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Amelie. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Sin City. Bruce Almighty. Serendipity. Gigot. Moulin Rouge. Zoolander. Jackass the Movie. Out of Time. Shrek. Someone Like You. Mambo Italiano. Pirates of the Caribbean. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The Birdcage. Meet the Parents. Mrs Doubtfire. Life Is Beautiful. Bend It Like Beckham. Lord of the Rings trilogy. The Pianist.

Television:

Simpsons, Arrested Development, Grey's Anatomy, Queer As Folk, Roseanne, Sex and the City, Viva La Bam, Chappelle's Show, ANTM, Six Feet Under, Little Britain, AB FAB, older episodes of Will & Grace

Books:

any David Sedaris, Blindness, Girl With A Pearl Earring, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Alchemist, She's Come Undone, No Lifeguard On Duty, Put Your Best Face Forward, Making Faces, Maus I & II, Persepolis

Heroes:

Princess Fabulous. My friends. Kevin Aviance and the whole Aviance family. Kevyn Aucoin. People who break the mold! Those who dare to be true to themselves.

My Blog

Sparkle sparkle!!

It was a CRAAAAAAZY weekend!!! I haven't really slept much since Thursday  (due to overpartying!) , I am running solely on alcohol, thai food and Starbucks. Yay! The parade was amazing...
Posted by Mia on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:29:00 PST

boxes and Yellowtail

It's amazing how much can change in such a short time. I can honestly say that I'm really, truly happy right now. Things are going to be/are drastically different from what they used to be. I'm ...
Posted by Mia on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

Past Life

In a Past Life... You Were: A Gentle Belly Dancer. Where You Lived: Spain. How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?...
Posted by Mia on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:28:00 PST

Fortune cookie

Your Fortune Is Better to be pissed off than pissed on. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator...
Posted by Mia on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:08:00 PST