NEW stuff i'm working on. |
..If theres a poster in your room thats not supposed to be there its an imposter! Whenever I see old people sitting on benches, I like to talk to them as if theyd been benched from a sport. Like...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:11:00 GMT |
New clip on rooftop! vote vote vote! |
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/watch/UnivofMin
nesotaroastsOSUwatch, register and vote! every 5 minutes!i love you!thanksandy
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 12:48:00 GMT |
NEW COMEDY VIDEO ON ROOFTOP!! |
watch it and vote for me every 5 minutes!! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/steal/72454_128
747VOTE VOTE VOTE!!i love you.and tell all your friends to vote. and post this link everywhere!
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:09:00 GMT |
this blog was written in front of a studio audience. |
my parents never came to my soccer games. they were always like. we have to miss it for the world. The real Olive Garden: when you're here, you're an Olive Gardner. Prized possessions are rarely prize...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:44:00 GMT |
i want to be a legend. Even if it's just to put myself on the ma |
when i got fired from my last job i definitely went through the five stages of grief. First was denial. then anger, bargaining, depression. and finally acceptance. But i added an extra bonus stage, wh...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:30:00 GMT |
i will almost play a song |
i just hadn't posted a blog in a while.i hope to write a new one soon, with a bunch of new jokes!miss you-andy
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:48:00 GMT |
i have a coupon. id like to save an hour on daylight please. |
i've never killed two birds with one stone, BUT, i have gotten stoned, and kicked a bird in the mouth. i think it's weird how a lot of guys like to date minors. What's so great about minors? I just do...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:37:00 GMT |
NORMAL!! IM NORMAL!!! |
happy campers are the best. they like to do everything. If you see somebody and they are camping happily, you're guaranteed that they will always be happy. even when you are at the zoo. I hear it all ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:53:00 GMT |
why dont shoes come with the shoelaces already put in? |
anchormen are the worst at breaking news to people. they're always like, hey, i have good news and some bad news. now, do you want the good news first? or do you want me to tell you that anthrax and s...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:55:00 GMT |
i can’t work. because i’m broke. because i needed to get my fix. |
if i could vote every day i would. i like deciding stuff. like hey what do you want for dinner? ramen or pizza? umm. i vote for pizza! what? pizza doesn't win because of the electoral what? well I'M i...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:42:00 GMT |
