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Mr. Pachinko

I'll do anything for a lapdance.

About Me

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My Interests

"So what? Boys should touch each other more, I mean, they don't fucking have to beat each other up. It's the only reason they beat people up is because they want to fuck each other."---Kathleen Hanna

I'd like to meet:

a hot vegetable in a decent band shirt who isn't a total moron.

Music:

anything olympia&riot grrrl. bizarro experimental punk. 70s girl punk. raw staticky feedbacky recordings. shit without any sign of boundaries/conformity/censorship/structure. stuff that critics call aquirred taste.

Movies:

Up In Smoke.

Heroes:

Fabbest bitch in Paris.

My Blog

JUNO SHMUNO.

I finally saw juno and now I can correct ALL of you. Come on. Its kind of pathetic how when more than 20 people like a movie, its suddenly some huge EXPLOITATION. I mean, the movie tried a little too...
Posted by Mr. Pachinko on Sun, 04 May 2008 06:52:00 PST

angry "stfu maddie" blog.

The following but not limited to is a"hate list". The Hills/Laguna Beach etc.: Are you fucking serious?! a "reality" show about rich kids, what the fuck have they ever done to deserve fame?! We should...
Posted by Mr. Pachinko on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:01:00 PST

BIGGEST ASPIRATION.

Its 3 am, and I’ve come home drunk in a dirty muscle tee, my face is covered in oily stubble & my celulite infested wife in curlers & a pee stained bathrobe yells," H...
Posted by Mr. Pachinko on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:58:00 PST