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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Simpson ( no realtion to OJ )
Birthday: Ask me sometime
Birthplace: The hospital, duh
Current Location: Above my feet.
Eye Color: Hazel but that's debatable
Hair Color: Brown. Interseting story though. My hair was blonde until I was about 3 years old, then it changed. Ha, I guess you could call me a natural blonde lol.
Height: Taller than you. Unless you're like super tall and worried about your hair getting caught in the ceiling fan.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, wrong, left, right, who cares? If you do, right.
Your Heritage: British, Irish, Cherokee, & a whole bunch of other stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones on my feet
Your Weakness: Saying no. No wait! Yeah, that's right.
Your Fears: Actually saying the word no. But really, disappointing other people.
Your Perfect Pizza: Put on everything except mushrooms. Bleh.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's today?
Your Best Physical Feature: You'll just have to guess.
Your Bedtime: Now
Your Most Missed Memory: The one I missed and can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Quiznos. That's the right answer...right?
Single or Group Dates: That's the memory that I missed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton all the way baby.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocoholic
Cappuccino or Coffee: Big difference.
Do you Smoke: Does 2nd hand count?
Do you Swear: Hell no
Do you Sing: When no one is listening. I whistle too.
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: Quiznos. That's the right answer...right? Seriously, I've had a crush or two but not full fledged love
Do you want to go to College: Yep
Do you want to get Married: Sure, why not
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that I am myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: It takes a whole lot to get me sick, a little motion ain't gonna do nothin to me.
Do you think you are Attractive: oulala
Are you a Health Freak: Quiznos. That's the right answer...right? But really, I don't consider myself a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. No witty remark here.
Do you like Thunderstorms: BRING IT ON!!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lemme think.....no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: wow, you really want to know about this stuff. No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: oulala
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Si
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Dude, I don't know if I saw an oreo last month.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah and Leslie, it's not all that great.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Probably
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've taken a.........wait, that's nasty
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the last month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I gave that car back so it doesn't count. But seriously no
Ever been Drunk: I've felt drunk. But that was when I was really really tired.
Ever been called a Tease: oulala
Ever been Beaten up: Other way around buddy. But seriously, no & other way around, no. I'm Ghandi man.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Quick, painless, and in a HUGE FIREY EXPLOSION.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid. A pilot. An engineer. A millionare. All of the to the left and above.
What country would you most like to Visit: AUSTRALIA!!!!!!! (Might get to go there, look at my blog to find out more bout that)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Who spells favorite like that? And probably either green or blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Seriously, teach the guys who makes this survey some English. BTW They all look good to me. But boy those redheads.....oulala
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: a little shorter than I am
Weight: oulala
Best Clothing Style: Are we still talkin bout the girls here?
Number of Drugs I have taken: preferably none
Number of CDs I own: Assuming we arn't still talkin bout the ladies, not that many, bout 10 I guess.
Number of Piercings: There's two in my nose but I think everybodys got em. j/k
Number of Tattoos: Define tattoo. Seriously, none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Where should I start?
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[Marital Status]
[Shoe size] depends on what brand but usualy around a 12
[Parents still together] Yep
[Siblings] 1 very annoying sister
[Pets] Where should I start? 3 Dogs, 2 Cats, and a few fish.
FAVORITES
[Color] Depends but most of the time it's blue
[Number] 202 (It's really random & only people in my math class get it lol)
[Animal] never really thought of it. It's a tie between cats and dogs
[Drinks] Sweet Tea
[Soda] Sierra Mist/Coke/Dr. Pepper (I'm so indecisive)
[Book] The hidden lives of American Presidents (random)
[Flower] Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] not enough to twirl really
[Have tattoos?] nope
[Have Piercings?] nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] not really
[Drink/Smoke?] no
[Like roller coasters?] some. The Raven's my favorite
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sometimes
[Want more piercings?] I gotta have some to want more
[Like cleaning?] ??? like vacuming? I hate vacuming.
[Write in cursive or print?] Print. Wish I could write in cursive though
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] sure do. know how to fly too.
[Own a cell phone?] Yep (IN YOUR FACE ROSS)
[Ever get off the damn computer?] I'm gonna be on it a lot more now that Winter is almost here.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] nope (I'd lose anyways)
[Considered a life of crime?] Who hasn't?
[Considered being a hooker?] not really
[Lied to someone?] yeah
[Been in love?] guess not
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope
[Been in lust?] Don't think so
[Used someone] Can you be more specific?
[Been used?] Probably
[Been cheated on?] naw
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] dude, you just don't do that. not cool
[Stolen anything?] not on purpose
[Held a gun] yep. Fired it too. From what I can remember: 38 Special, 20 Guage Shotgun, and 22 Rifle, and some kind of assault rifle like an AK only it was semi-auto
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Black shirt
[Current mood] kinda bored.
[Current taste] me
[What you currently smell like] me
[Current hair] mine
[Current thing I ought to be doing] probably sleeping or homework. It's Saturday though
[Current cd in stereo] no stereo, but my computer is playin Thriller right now
[Last book you read] book, hmmm. Does a list of songs that a friend wants dowloaded count? Hey, I guess I have been used then.
[Last movie you saw] Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
[Last thing you ate] Starburst
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Some lady at my Mom's work
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I'm have too many problems myself to worry about aliens......or ghosts.
Remember your first love?] I remember my first crush if that counts
[Still love him/her?] sadly no
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] don't think so but I might
[Believe in miracles?] sure, why not?
[Do well in school?] Try to
[Wear hats] Yeah
[Hate yourself?] not really. I'm dissapointed in myself sometimes.
[Have an obsession?] yes
[Collect anything?] Pocketknifes (Have about 9 so far)
[Have a best friend?] None of my friends are better than one another (That's a lie but it's my excuse)
[Close friends?] yeah
[Like your handwriting?] no. It's pretty bad
[Care about looks] yeah. In the world today you almost have to
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] not telling
[First kiss] To be announced
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] It could happen
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yep
[Are you a tease?] nope
[Too shy to make the first move?] Depends
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] .........................srry, daydreaming
[Bitch/Asshole] nope. I would like to think I'm a pretty nice guy
[sarcastic] oh yeah
[Angel] not really
[Devil] I'm not the devil, but I've met some people who might be
[Shy] yes
[Talkative] sometimes but ussualy not
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Bush with a lie detector. I'm surprised that it hasn't been done already. Also, I'd like to meet Chuck Norris, just to be able to say that I've met him.

My Blog

I've learned an important lesson

I've learned that people (girls mainly) can read me like a book.  I dont have to say a thing, they can figure me out without me even knowing...  Not good....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:01:00 GMT

Ever Seem Like You're on the Top and Nobody Else Is?

Most likely a pointless rant but anyways, I'm very happy right now and probably with little reason to be. What I don't understand though, is that a lot of the people around me seem to be down, depres...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:09:00 GMT

Was gonna be a bulletin, but my remaining morality said "no"

*This is the result of staying up waaaay too late on AIM and Myspace*Ok, the U.S. census is every 10 years so we only have a little less than 3 to make sure that whites are still the majority, so get ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 23:54:00 GMT

Friday Night!!! and borrrrrrrred....

Ah yes, here I am spending my Friday night, what is suppost to be the most exciting night of the week, followed closely by Saturday, in my basement all by my lonesome lol. Normally, I'd be veeerrrrrr...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:00:00 GMT

Seems like things are going 10,000 mph lol

Ok, quick one this time.  Legs are killin me from the gym, first referral today from Mrs Kingsley b/c I was late 3 times to her class by like 30 seconds each time grrrrrrr, after school at Sarah'...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:20:00 GMT

My arms are hurtin lol

This workin out stuff better pay off. Anyways, I've had a long day. I got up at 6:30 to get to school at 7:30 to go to Chamber Orchestra practice which was alright. Then we had a playing test in Or...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:36:00 GMT

I've got to be at school by 7:30 tommorow, ugh

Yup, Chamber Orchestra rehersal. People complain about being sleep deprived, and things like this is why it happens. Let's see, today I was actually on time to school (havn't done that in a while lo...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:48:00 GMT

hm, start of habitual blogging? (Long blog, lots of subjects lol)

Could be a good thing to blog a lot, could be a bad thing. I could get addicted to it, but also, it'd be cool to have a kinda record of what I do, so, yeah, lol. Had a little get-together with the n...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Havn't done any blogging in a while

I havn't put up a blog in a while so I thought I'd just say a quick something. Let's see, I'm pretty sressed about getting scholarships in and everything. I've only applied to one college which I kn...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:44:00 GMT

Wasn't Today's Luch the Best? Also, my view on Nerf gun warning labels....kinda

We had spaghetti.  lol, Also, there was somethin else but I can't remember what.  oh, maybe it was the crazed maniac that stood up on a chair and laughed evily for about 15 seconds, quieting...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 16:27:00 GMT