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I'm a married Subgenius, kick-ass bass player for Paranoid Goldfish, and I work as a pro robot fighter at WIDC. I also love Mylar balloons. I'm an Easy Cheese Rider and member of Tri Mega Omega. I have a twin brother, named Trent who is a sexy devil, because he looks like me (grr, tiger). Ding dong, silly willy. All I do is work and sleep, so kind of boring really.

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I'd like to meet Joey Ramone, Lee Iacocca, Jesus H. Christ, a one-legged ass-kicking champion, and a gorilla named Sue.

My Blog

update on me

i start my new job at the department of juvinile justice on thursday and im siked siked siked. good things come from ruff times. as you know my former employer bit the dust in january puting me and 20...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:11:00 GMT

chupacabra vs bigfoot

you are corect sir i said chupacabra vs bigfoot live live live   sunday sunday sunday the beast hailing from south of the border, with his glowing red eyes and ensational love of goat blood, wei...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:40:00 GMT

Banned Commercial - Holy Shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGc384Lw7qE
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:51:00 GMT

update on me

last nite i spit up most of my scabs (gross) but today i started to feel better and i think that its uphill from hear. i went to my doctor for my one week checkup and he said that i could go back to w...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:41:00 GMT

doing the sick thing

just got my tonsils out and now im doing the sick thing and watching the price is right. dont you just hate it when the last person in contestants roll out bidds the highest bidder by 1 $ and wins. i ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:40:00 GMT

W.T.F. COWS

Manners aside, getting cows to burp less can help reduce global warming. THIS WAS A HEADLINE FROM THE NEWS, WHAT ABOUT HUMANS AND THERE GIANT SUVS oh sure just blame it on the cows being that we intro...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:14:00 GMT

im not sure how i feel about this

Researchers at Harvard and McGill University (in Montreal) are working on an amnesia drug that blocks or deletes bad memories. The technique seems to allow psychiatrists to disrupt the biochemical pat...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 20:46:00 GMT

stuff about me

Four things about me you may not have known... Four jobs I have had in my life:1. dennys2. steakandshake ( i spit in a lot of food)3. d.b.m. laid off4. walmart ie hell Four movies I would watch over a...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:36:00 GMT

eye of the tiger

oh yeah the new rocky movie comes out on x-mas i cant explane why guys like the rocky movies its kind of lic women like Matthew McConahay films even thouth they are predictable and we know every move ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:10:00 GMT

Beer Drinker or Rocket Scientist?

It's been a long time since I saw this letter but it's still great fun. I have no idea if it's legit or not. Maybe a check with some urban legend site would help me out cuz this letter is, well... Leg...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:24:00 GMT