World Conquest, humanity's salvation, fame and power, making it through highschool
Theres nothing that can beat a really good opera
The Karate Kid without a doubt
Smallville
Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor Dune, Heretics of Dune, Chapterhouse: Dune, did I mention Dune?
No, I'm not going to bother writing this down