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SEAN

Holy shit look at that bat wing

About Me

"Life is short might as well make it boring" - Thats my daily motto. Continuously testing and interviewing to become a firefighter. I'm also a Marine reservist and just returned home from my 1st deployment to the lovely shithole known as Iraq. I'm amazingly good looking, built like a Greek God, and have teal green eyes. Yes ladies, fucking teal green. I'm sexier than ever and back to seduceing women (not Iraqi men in mandresses) at a glance.

My Interests

Pretty basic stuff - Brading my hair and riding horseback on the beach, tapdancing naked, wearing suits to bars pretending to be a stock broker and talking about what huge trade deal I landed that day, and of course - smoking crack.
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I'd like to meet:

The lucky son of a bitch who got picked to do the call for prayer over a loud speaker in small Iraqi towns & the fat little Iraqi kid I saw wearing a extra small, pink, poke-a-dotted leatard while on a convoy in Baghdad.

Music:

George Michael and Kenny G while relaxing in bubble baths

Movies:

Can't fucking wait too see the new Batman movie starring Whoopie Goldberg as Catwoman (Mmmmmmmm, Whoopie in Leather, I'm getting moist just thinking about it)

Television:

Golden Girls, Rescue Me, Prison Break, mullet wearing midget porn, Westminster dog shows, and ballroom dancing competitions.

Books:

AWOL "The unexcused absence of America's upper Classes from Military Service", Last Men Out (Rescue 2 firehouse in Brooklyn), Blackhawk Down, Inside Afghanistan:Behind the Veil (undercover documentary of life under the Taleban & Al Qaida), The Pursuit of Happiness

Heroes:

One of the only things I'm being dead serious about on here... WAR VETS!!!

My Blog

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Posted by Sean on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:48:00 PST