Samantics?

I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.
-K. Cobain.
It started out with...
"What if Zach, Matt, and Joe came crahing out of that vent in the celing, wearing dresses, annoced as the Power Puff Girls?"
And then...
"You thought I was crying. But the truth is I was running in circles panicing because I thought I'd killed you. And then I ran inside and told dad it's not my fault."
Which evolved into...
"I have an idea that you connect your blatter to another blatter that's really big like that ball. And all your pee empties into the ball. You wouldn't have to pee for like three years. But then people would see you have a big ball of pee, so don't do that."
Then it got slightly deformed and we called it....
"Mother Eagan's Gram Amount Negotiator Super Hydro Virus Detector Supersonic Ocean Negative Compromise Death"
But we found comfort in...
Freinds are important,
Because they're there for you.
They're like pimps and bitches.
They're also important,
Because you can steal money from them,
And buy some Cocaine.
And later you can kill them for more money.”
Then we grew up and discussed...
"Fear my economical freindliness!
Economical; isn't that money?
No. Economy! Yeah!"
And we asked....
"who are you and why are you in my pants?
And we learned…
"I love you enough to not want you to get hit by a train, but not enough not to think about it."
"I was reading the newspaper, and it said you're gay."
And the conclusion was...
“It just proves to the world that we're kick ass.”
And our response was…
“The mafia suggests that you buy some thin mints son!”
“I’m not getting married, I don’t care what your email says!”
"The strangest food I ever ate?... A live growling kodiak bear."
And that’s how we got where we are today.
Questions?Comments?Concerns?........