Since our families know... |
I’m pregnant.
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:49:00 PST |
Baptism |
Yes, I am going to be baptized this Sunday at 6pm at Muldoon Community Assembly. Any of you guys in Anchorage are more than welcome to come!
This may come to a shock for most of you, because I’...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST |
Kitty Wigs! |
Haha! Go here and look. I wanna buy one now. LMAO
http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST |
Valentine’s Day. Another day to poop on. |
Ah yes... Valentine's Day. That fantastic day in which I wish that someone would visit me the night before and smother me with a rose scented, pink and red, mother fucking goose down pillow... (It has...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:47:00 PST |
Crazy English |
There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads,...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:43:00 PST |
Are you a professional? |
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the re...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST |
Footsteps |
He looks back over the end of his life and he says, "God, you know, I'm a little perplexed. On the sands of time, there are always two sets of footsteps, mine and yours. God I went down into some vall...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST |
Police Quotes |
Police Quotes! "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while"
"If you run, you'll only go to the jail tired"
"So, you don't knowhow fast you were goin...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:31:00 PST |
9 Phrases Women Use |
9 Phrases Used by Women
9 Phrases Used by Women
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this mea...
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST |
IF YOU’RE ON MY FRIEND’S LIST..READ THIS! |
How about paying attention and sign my guestbook please.
Stupid that I have to ask.......
Posted by ÏÏNikkeÏÏ on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST |
