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HuMaN MaLfUnCtIoN At BeSt

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About Me

This man is the man of my dreams...DON'T TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey people! What can I say about myself? I'm Shannon, I'm a Juggalette Bout' to be 20 on the 29th! WOOHOO!!!! I'm 5" tall, so what? Wanna fight about it? LOL! I'm not going to go into great detail about myself. There's not much to say. I am pretty easy to get along with. I don't like to fight, but I will if I have to. Other than that I'm pretty much easy-going. Love to make new friends or rekindle old friendships. Hoping to talk to a few really soon. I hate cheating lying men who blame everyone and everything but himself. I love to spend time with my babies Michael and Alexander. They are twins. There is a pic of them in my lil collection. They are now 15 months old and I couldn't be more proud of my lil' miricles. My most favorite lil' men in the world.Im single and looking. If anyone wants to chat hit me up. I look forward to meeting or talking again to ya. Till' then my friends, MMFWCL and alwayz swing it sidewayz. Much Luv!
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My Interests

I love music, writing poems and singing. I hate myself with the very passion of my soul. Fave. song of all time: ICP- 12!!!!! STEPHEN LYNCH IS THE MAN OF MY DREAMS!!! Fave. band: Sex Pistols and ICP. I HATE EVANESCENCE!!!!!!!! What I hate more than anything: THE FUCKING MILITARY!! any questions? If, so, you can kiss my ass. Take the quiz: "Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~"

Anarchy in the UK By;Sex pistols
Your all about anarchy and the riot scene...god for you!! Punks truely do rock and obviously your not a poser if you like the most incediary punk band in the world!! I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Juggalo WOW! Congrats, d00d, you are a REAL juggalo. you are an open minded individual and have a true 'I dont give a f***!' attitude. you dont blindly believe in "The Dark Carnival" and you like whatever music artist you like, reguardless of whether or not ICP likes them or has beef with them or whatnot. Kudos to you. Welcome to shangrila!MCL!

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PASS THE AXE
"Pass me something Sharp and Wicked and I'll pass it back don't worry I'll pass it back."
Hey click on the axe and grab it. Get your hands bloody baby! Add it to your page or put it in a comment box. Doesn't matter where you put it just PASS THE FUCKIN AXE!

What type of car are you? (with awesome pix!!)
Your a 2006 Jaguar...rich kid...not exactly preppy, but rich kid
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I'd like to meet:

ROBERT ENGLUND ,Sid Vicious, John Cena, Mark Wahlberg
You are Freddy Krueger, from "Nightmare on Elm
Street." Nice sweater.

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    Mark Wahlbe... John Cena Joaquin Pho... Drake Bell Josh Peck Jake Gyllen... Tobey Magui... Jamie Kenne... Shaggy 2 Do... River Phoen... Gary Oldman Paul Walker John C. McG... Michael J. ... Adam Sandle... John Leguiz... Jack Black John Lydon Sid Vicious Matt Stone Phil Hartma... Trey Parker Cary Elwes Violent J Johnny Knox... Chris Farle... Kyle Gass George Carl... Tom Hulce John Belush... George Lope... Reese Withe... Halle Berry Jennifer An... Jake Epstei... Aubrey Grah... Zach Braff Mike Epps Ice Cube John Cusack George Cloo... Kevin James Neil Flynn Donald Fais... Sarah Chalk... Christopher... Maggie Gyll... Jay Mohr Larry The C... Bill Engval... Will Ferrel... Jon Heder Robert De N... Rob Schneid... Dustin Hoff... Jim Carrey .
Make Your Actor Wall Flixster .
You are Shaggy 2 Dope!

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Music:

Insane Clown Posse!!!!! Dark Lotus, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, ABK, Blaze, Esham, Soopa Villians!!! Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious(My Idol), JOHN CENA, ANTI-FLAG, Avenged Sevenfold, The Exies, S.T.U.N., H.I.M., The Clash, The Offspring, Taproot, Crossfade, Static-X, ADEMA, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, Theory Of A Deadman, DEF LEPPARD, Motley Crue, Poison, 3 Doors Down, Mudvayne, Megadeth, Metallica, Social Distortion, Eminem(fuck the steriotypical "juggalos"...learn tolerance!!), Judas Priest, 311, Ozzy Osbourne, Krokus, White Zombie, Wasp, Korn, Kiss, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Atmosphere, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, Cold, Kix, Maroon 5, Seether, System Of A Down, Damn Yankees, Fastway, Black Sabbath, AFI, LINKIN PARK, BUSH, Quiet Riot, The Misfits, Future Leaders of The World, Bon Jovi, Sugarcult, Blue Oyster Cult, Hot Hot Heat, Bullet Boys, The Cult, Black Flag, Fear, Tesla, Queensryche, Soundgarden, Staind, Tenacious D, The Ramones, Nirvana, Green Day, Skid Row, Twisted Sister, Golden Earring, Guns n' Roses, Fear Factory, Billy Idol, Default, Rob Zombie, Sum 41, Blink 182, Saliva, Minority, PINK FLOYD(TOTAL GODS), The Scorpions, Motorhead, Night Ranger, REO Speedwagon, Snow Patrol, Papa Roach, Ratt, The Killers, Danzig, Marilyn Manson, Hoobastank, Blue Murder, Lynard Skynard, Puddle Of Mudd, Red Rider, ect.Take the quiz: "What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::"

Punk
You're a classic punker. Hard headed and strongly motivated in government relations. You probably like a lot of underground bands that other people at your school don't really know about. You consider people who shop at Hot Topic to be posers and you're overly proud of who you are.

Movies:

Fear, Renaissance Man, The Italion Job...basically anything with Mark Wahlberg. Sid and Nancy(Gary Oldman), Filth and the Fury(Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten), The Pest (John Leguizamo)...ect.
You were born in the year of The Ringmaster. Which
means you run the show, anything you say goes
without question. Relevant Years: 1952, 1958, 1964, 1970, 1976, 1982, 1988, 1994,
2000. Most Compatible with The Amazing Jeckel
Brothers.
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Girl Name: Queen Nocturna

Guy
Name: Lord Lestat

*You will kill an
enemy in the near future* You tend to hide
behind your squeeky clean immage. You hope that
no one will reveal you past but you have know
idea that everyone won't mind as much as you
think.
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Your death will be suicide....Most likely because
people won't except you or love you or because
you hate life itself...You have constent
thoughts of suicide daily....and you plan when
you will. Someday it will happen....You most
likely die alone in your house...with nothing
but dark music playing. You'll probably write a
sucide note and die right by your bed side....
How Will You Die And Why? .:Beautiful Dark Pics:.
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My Flixster
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Television:

WWE RAW, WWE SmackDown, NasCar, MLB BaseBall...Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Beavis And Butthead, The Undergrads, The Critic, CSI:NY & Las Vegas, Criminal Minds, Without A Trace. Whatever catches my interrest!

Books:

The day has come. The time of reckoning. Who will perish in dreaded Hell and whose soul will be content within the pleasures of "heaven"? Looking past the words spoken with a wicked tongue and lookin past the evil deeds done within one's life. But, instead looking into the conscious of man.What is the real evil that seems to plague mankind? Who are the real demons that walk this earth? Is it those whose minds have become devious because of a lifetime spent inside of a caged Hell, or is it those who created the caged Hell years ago and have done nothing to help destroy it yet? Who's guilty, Frakenstein or the doctor who created him? The sword, or the man who is slain with it? Which is the real evil, the man who kills another for food or the man who does not share his food to avoid the killing? While you sit in judgement of a criminal, you may very well be the one who's guilty. Guilty of greed, deception, and hate.Those who are rejected the the gates of "heaven", shall be dragged off into the pits of Hell. Viciously torn from this life by the non-living, the phantoms of the dead. These beasts take the form of a demented carnival, that of a wicked, dark, circus, led by one. One who has created by your own evil ways. One who will judge your very fate. The one known only as................The Ringmaster._________________________________________________ _______________ Time flows like a dark horde, consuming all in its path. Man lives his life in the blink of an eye. Just as day becomes night, all life fades into death. In death each person will be judged for his deeds performed while alive, there are the few who walk a life of purpose, and there are those who trod the path of greed. Their souls are host to demons. Time slows near each person's end. Those whose deeds were evil grasp onto life as long as they can because though they don't know what awaits them in the after life, they feel for them it is a horror beyond words. Time stops in this world, as the heart becomes still and the soul leaves the body. In the afterlife time is eternal, and even in death it is but a new beginning.For you see, when you step into death your soul steps upon the floor of a dark chamber and you look to see it empty, except for a strange looking box on an old wooden table. On the front of the box you will see a painted question mark faded with time and a twisted crank handle on its side. Turning the handle, a sharp harmonic tune will fill the air. For the evil ones this sound will be a deafening noise reverberating off the walls and building into a climatic terror. But the suprise is when the music stops as you keep slowly turning the handle...and then the top of the box pops.For the few, they will see a vision of "god" with a wash of golden light warming their souls as they step forth into eternal peace. For most they will see a fog seeping from the box, stripping their sanity, as they witness an image of "Hell", spawned and formed from their own evil; a hideous reflection of their demented souls. The floor of the room begins falling away as they plummet into a bottomless pit full of shadowy creatures. Forever to be lost in a sinister void. What will be in store for you is the mystery. But if you take a look within yourself you will find the answer. For know, you still have time to change the outcome of... THE MIGHTY RIDDLEBOX.

Heroes:

Mark Wahlberg,Sid Vicious, John Cena, Mike E. Clark, Shaggy 2 Dope, and Violent J....STEPHEN LYNCH!!!! SEXAY!!!!!!!!!!this is hot.

My Blog

WOW!

Hey, ever since I told him it was either his friend or us(our relationship and our kids) I haven't seen that guy anymore. I sure hope it sticks, coz' I don't like not being with him.  Thanx for t...
Posted by HuMaN MaLfUnCtIoN At BeSt on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST

Dilema Pt.2 (Replys Please)

Ok...I have recently talked to my fiance' John about my feelings toward his friend. I was sure that I had gotten through to him because his exact words were (after I told him that his friend must be m...
Posted by HuMaN MaLfUnCtIoN At BeSt on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:12:00 PST

Dilema...Replys Please.

Okay...I'll try to make this brief but give as much info as I think anyone would need to give me some advice on this. I love my boy friend with all my heart and soul but I absolutly HATE his best frie...
Posted by HuMaN MaLfUnCtIoN At BeSt on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST

Poem to My fiance

Taken pills to help me sleep,broken dreams are mine to keep.Nightmares, now, are all I have,life, for me, seems to drag.All I need is to see your face,now, I move in a deadly pace.Miss you, baby, can'...
Posted by HuMaN MaLfUnCtIoN At BeSt on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:25:00 PST

The Fuck You Say

Well...it's a new fucking year.  Woo Fuckin Hoo!  Just a couple more weeks til' my 18th birthday.  Big Fuckin' deal.  If so many people hate me and want me dead, what's the fuckin ...
Posted by HuMaN MaLfUnCtIoN At BeSt on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST