Rolling, Ladies, Skiing, Ska..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A survey that took me forever to make.
Appearance
Eye color: Brown
Hair color/length: i am naturally hairless.
Height: 3 feet tall...but i'm still taller than chelsey!
Weight: 275-280 depends
Nationalities: Africa, mars, germany
Body Build: Obese Midgets in the house!
Friends
How many friends do you have?: None
Do you have a best friend?: No
Would you say you're popular?: Of course!
Are you happy with your friends?: no
Do you sometimes wish you had more?: always. just one would be nice.
Religion
Do you believe in God?: i believe in bob.
What religion are you?: Agnostic
Are you happy with it?: of course!
Do you believe in an afterlife?: i believe in life?
Do you believe in mystical beings? (faeries, exc.): oh of course!
What do you think of religion?: FUCK CHRISTIANITY!...i mean...FUCK JESUS! sorry i have turets
Relationships
Do you have a significant other?: I do
Would you say you're in love with them?: i would
How long have you been together?: 7 months
Ever been dumped?: nah. I'm the worlds number 1 pimp
Cheated on?: maybe
Played?: nah
How many relationships have you had?: just one real one
What's your sexuality?: looooooong story...
Are you a virgin?: do animals count?
Favorites
Color: purple bitch!
Movie: Snatch. BEST MOVIE EVER. IF YOU DON'T THINK SO TOO I'LL FEED YOU SKUNK PLACENTAS
Band/singer: GOGOL BORDELLO!
Book: A Clockwork Orange perhaps...
Food: Placenta
Actor/tress: i dunno maybe bullet tooth tony?
Sport: Skiing! Rolling!
website: www.rollernews.com
Life
How do you feel about life?: Life is good!
Has it been treating you well lately?: Oh you have no idea!
What are the best things about it right now?: Chelsey
How 'bout the worst?: Broken Limb
Would you want to live forever?: Yeah. I'm afraid to die. But no, then life would be less of a need to take advantage of all there is to life
Future
What career would you like to pursue? If you already have one, which is it?: Photography
Do you plan to get married?: maybe
What about kids?: later
Where do you want to live?: somewhere cold
Will you be strct or lenient with your children, if you have them?: abusive...mwahahaha
Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now?: same as now but more jaded and with more facial hair
Music
What's your favorite genre?: Ska! or Punk.
Do you play an instrument? If so, which one?: Trumpet, trombone, a little guitar
What music artist would you love to hang out with for one day?: The Aquabats
Which one do you have fantasies about late at night hehe?: only one person. and she isn't a musical artist
What kind of music do you hate?: Emo. Screamo. Grindcore.-core in general, other than skacore. Nelly.
Arts/hobbies
WHat's your thing? (Drawing, basketball, signing, exc.): Skiing
Does it make you happy?: hell yeah. just ask anyone who's skiied with me.
Would you ever pursue a career in that field?: of course
How long have you been doing it for?: 14 years
Do you think you're any good?: i'm fucking awesome!...nah, not really. i'm ok.
Random
Do you regret anything in your life?: I regret nothing. I am a norse god.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?: That's a tough one... tie between bombing a 3 foot wide hiking trail on skis and that time i did a backflip off my roof.
Ever done drugs? (Alchohol included): nothing much...just heroin!
How many piercings do you have?: nipples.
You're kidknapped, and the person is realllllly hot. What do you do?: rip off their clitoris.
How often do you shower?: 1-2 a year..
What would your dream guy/girl look like?: she'd look like Chelsey
Are you happy with yourself?: of course. an 18 inch penis does wonders for your self esteem.
If you could have any celebrities body, whose would it be?: MC Bat Commander's because i wanna be a fat old guy who can do backflips off amps.
A movie is to be made about your life. Who's playing you?: Kerry jepsen
Politics
What's your political orientation?: Libertarian/Lefty
What do you think of abortion?: Abortion is every woman, and man's right.
Gay marriage?: Should be legal.
Legalizing pot?: When has a stoner hurt anyone?
Separation of church and state?: Church sucks. State sucks. Let's not combine them OK?
Stem cell research?: Of course.
Evolution or creationism?: Ummm...Flying spaghetti monster.
Capital punishment?: In extreme cases, but let's not go texas on us yeah?
Bush?: Shave it. That guy is fucking retarded.
Who do you want for president?: Anyone but michael wohrsman or Ann Coulter.
Would you rather women be homemakers, or workers?: Their choice.
Do you like the government?: Ummm. No.
Do you agree with war?: War is not the answer to a dispute. In domestic cases, divorce is!
Do you care about global warming?: I like to ski. We need more snow. keep the temp where it's at.
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