Note to Reader: Like the 787598091237424 other Myspace users, I'm spending way too much time thinking about what I should write in my "About me" section. But anyway......Hi. I'm Albert. My belly button is off center and I have the bushiest eyebrows this side of California. No joke.Try imagining an almost six-foot tall Chinese boy who acts like Corey Matthews during the first season of Boy Meets World // My life summed up in one sentence.Shy and reserved would be the first two words that come to mind when you meet me, but give it a few minutes and explosive-crazy-haha would be my new label. Give it a longer while and I'll start poking fun and/or being a jerk to you. But if that's the case, it probably means that we've become good friends.I can't say I know exactly what my mission in life is, but I have a general idea of my ideal goals and future. For now, I'll have to live by a quote I'm stealing from a friend of mine: "Find something you'd die for and live for it". Finding a "fulfilling and all-encompassing" love wouldn't be so bad either. And then after that, years and years of wild, savage jungle sex would be cool too.My friends call me the Stiff Monster because every motion I make resembles that of a tree attempting to pop, lock, and drop it, but my lack of fluidity doesn't prevent me from making a fool of myself on the dance flo. When I'm feeling adventurous, we can go climb a mountain, explore a rain forest, or scuba dive together. If I'm kind of on the lazy side, procrastination, ice cream binging, and hours of television will have to suffice.If I don't know you yet, just message//add and voilà - we're friends. Unless you've committed a major felony. If that's the case, I don't think it's gonna work out.Mmhmm. So get to know me.AOL Instant Messenger: you en eyeteawhy
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