I'M A GIANT ALBINO
"i like the watermelon because it has a nice shape and it is from around here" - "looks like your head" - "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
"this is not like your average cribbs fridge, it has chicken, or as they say here dooopooolayyy"
"mi husbands put olive stalks on mi bed, HOW romanticccccc!"
CRIBBS ^^
"one does not grope or grab their dinner partners"
"people shall think of frankenstein and say - I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER"
"She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
"never put too much lettuce in a gay sandwich"
"i chase carrots when im horny"
i'm a massive lesser i'm ON TING with all these guys:P
Elizabeth Clare Lucas
14
Buddha Lounge
x peace out x
♥
shake that laffy taffy
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