I was sent here from the future to save the world from its demise. But one night I got wasted and next thing I know my TARDIS is missing, I’m for some reason hang upside down in a window display and there's some high school freshman with a plate of shit that he just finished eating, which was his own shit, sitting in the corner. The worse part was that I missed my opportunity to save the world, which'll happen in the year of 2014 of February 14th, so I tried to get back to my time but there seems to be no time riffs around here, and I lost my time lord status so I really am kind of stuck here. To pass the time I lie about my age, I say I’m 21 when I’m actually 1000(yes we did colonize other planets by 2014 and still continue to exist for millions of years yet), I do bitch work at Redner's in the deli department, go to this amazing thing called a college, I'm trying this one called Montco, and finding my self fascinated by this primitive form of the internet. I also enjoy drinking very much because all alcohol is banned after the Great Beer Wars of 2121, which left much of society inebriated or dead, like that's a bad thing from what I've been observing.
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