STEPS TO HAPPINESS |
Everybody knows:
You can't be all things to all people.
You can't do all things at once.
You can't do all things equally well.
You can't do all things better than everyone else.
Your humanity i...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
few are worth a chuckle |
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylis...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Interesting facts& |
The average chocolate bar has eight insects legs in it.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night& while asleep!
A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it star...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Funky fortunes, Proverbs, and bits of Wisdom |
1. Accept that some days youre the pigeon and some days youre the statue.
2. Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isnt there the first time you need him, chances are you wont be need...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Definitions for modern times |
Beauty Parlor a place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal someone who is fed up with people
Chickens the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead
Committee a...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
10 Things that Piss me off! |
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
The Pillsbu...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Is HELL exothermic? |
(Boyles Law: pressure x volume / temperature = constant)
The following is an actual question on a University of Washington Chemistry midterm:
Is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or ...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How many FRIENDS do you have? |
&I always knew that looking back, my tears would someday make me laugh& but I never knew looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry&
There is a difference between being an acquaintanc...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why Do We Love? |
why do we love ba? so we can have somebody to talk to? someone who can be there pag gusto natin gumala? a person na pwedeng manlibre satin? taong magbibitbit ng gamit mo? ALALAY for short! eh pano kun...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bitchy things to say when you're stressed |
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was ...
Posted by Gibb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
