it is so on |
so i heard you called me a dick. is it because you're upset at me for having sex with your girlfriend and then stapling your cat shut (dont try to retaliate, i'll kick you and your cats stapled a...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 15:14:00 GMT |
dont think i didnt notice.... |
don't think i didn't notice dude, the other night when we were drinking at my place and out of the corner of my eye i see you wipe a buger on my cat. that's fucked up dude. on my cat. c'mon, really du...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:26:00 GMT |
im basically like a siberian tigress |
so upon reflection of my wonderful christmas in sonoma i realized that the awesome tacos and burritos i enjoyed with the breaws' and williams' were not such a strange choice for a christmas dinner aft...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 22:15:00 GMT |
i love mexicans |
the topic of the day is the Chelada! so, budweiser came out with this new canned beverage. it's called the Chelada!ok, what it is is (i love using the same word twice in a row without a coma and...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:36:00 GMT |
worst jew ever |
i love bacon. i over cook it, crumble it and snort it. i love bacon.money management isn't my thing. i spend and spend and have nothing but bags under eyes to show for it. checking accounts are for a...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:33:00 GMT |
singing in the rain |
i really thought i'd hate the rain, but now that it has started i couldn't be happier. the whole summers worth of built up piss smell and bum scat is all being washed away in a San Francisco Rain (my ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:26:00 GMT |
