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Meghan

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About Me

What can I really say about myself...
I like tattoos, art, and 2 headed animals. My friends and family save my life. I think the person that came up with the idea of putting leather seats in cars should be drawn and quartered, but the person who thought up waterproof bandaids might be a saint. If Salvador Dali was alive I would be his friend.I have lots of ideas and a big mouth and I'll tell you what I think weather you want to know or not. Last but not least, my cat will rule the world someday so you better start kissing ass now.

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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My Interests

"Peculiarity of taste and eccentricity of conduct are shunned equaly with crimes; until by dint of not following their own nature, they have no nature to follow. Their human capacities are withered and starved." -Mill

I'd like to meet:

People that use big words, have interesting scars, or that can otherwise impress me.

Music:

I heart music

Movies:

Tank Girl, Dogma, Little Miss Sunshine, Equilibrium, Raising Arizona, American Werewolf in London, Green Street Hooligans, Beetlejuice, etc.,etc.

Television:

Family Guy, Law and Order, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Books:

Anything ending in ology and Douglas Adams.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Two whom it may concern:

Dear Sir, Let me begin by saying I do not believe in regret. It is a useless emotion. No amount of it will change the past, present, or future. At best it just makes you feel like shit. I do, howe...
Posted by Meghan on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:51:00 PST

Educational

Things that I have learned from living in Texas: 1. Two stepping is an art 2. Crickets are from the Devil 3. People in Texas dress exacly the way you think they would 4. There is more than one way to ...
Posted by Meghan on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST

I left my heart in Colorado

Spokane sucks!There are people here that I love very much, but this place has never done anything but suck out my soul. It makes me miss Fort Collins that much more.To all my lovely friends in Colorad...
Posted by Meghan on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Murder death kill

You leave a taste in my mouth like battery acid on a hot day The wrong words make my temper swell and my fingers clench My fists are cocked and my language is feirce I am not the nice and pretty I'm t...
Posted by Meghan on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

... drenched in blood and terpentine

I'm in a foul mood. I'm not sure why. Tired, hungry, lonely, full of sun damage. My abilities to run self diagnostics seem to be on the fritz. What I do know is that my emotional gauge is redlining. ...
Posted by Meghan on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

My name is nobody

Your arrogance is astounding. My anger moves over me like a flesh eating virus until I am reduced to nothing but a quivering pile of illtempered emotions. I fantisize about splitting you open. Cut fr...
Posted by Meghan on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST

Missing cats and messy divorces a speciality

"The term 'holistic' refers to my conviction that what we are concerned with here is the fundamental interconnectedness of all things". -Dirk Gently After metephorically beating me over the head nume...
Posted by Meghan on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Give me a reason...

Silly that something like this should happen. Like skipping along through a well manicured garden with the sun shining happily on your face when suddenly your arms are ripped off. Only now do you real...
Posted by Meghan on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:31:00 PST

Nothin' says lovin' like a spoonfull of spite mixed with vengence

If you will kindly divert your attention to the category of this blog, podcast. I have no idea what that means but I will pretend that it means 'tired ramblings and babel'. Today's topic is ...
Posted by Meghan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

The world is just one big feakshow...

So, I've been putting a lot of thought into what I should write about for my first blog. Trying desperatly to think of something profound to say about myself. To make myself sound interesting and fun....
Posted by Meghan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST