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About Me

I love ketchup and Promised Land Peaches & Cream milk. Yes, I would marry them if I had the chance, and no, I don't care that it'd be polygamy. I also have an obsession with tampons, or so some people believe. I am not a vampire, though. My obsession has nothing to do with menstrual blood, that's just weird.I also call myself an alcoholic sometimes, but I don't drink alcohol. I just love wintergreen rubbing alcohol. I've found that if you pour just a tad into your toilet at night, when you wake up and have your morning pee the stream disturbs the water and wafts up a pleasant scent of wintergreen.One day I want a pet oyster so that I can grow a pearl in him, and when he dies (from me smashing him open, perhaps) I will always have that pearl to remember him by.I answer to William, Will, and Ricky (depending on when you met me), as well as other *choice* names I've been called. Please don't call me Bill like some professors did. It weirds me out... and not in a good way.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'll chat with almost anyone when I have time, just ask for my AIM name. I like meeting new people, especially people who are comfortable with themselves and not too worried about looking like weirdos.And I know they're not "real", you bahstards, but I'll put them on here anyway. I mean, I have to seal the deal on my nerdiness somehow: T'Pol, Hermione Granger, and Veronica Mars.

My Blog

Pregnant

Hmm. I think I am pregnant.Okay, so I don't really think I'm pregnant. Not with a human child, in any case. Last I heard that's impossible. It is my stomach that is pained, so at least I can rule ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:39:00 GMT

Broken nose

Hmm. I think I broke my nose.I was originally not going to tell anyone what happened. I had determined that no one (not even the cat) would know how I injured my nose. I mean, it really doesn't cas...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:35:00 GMT

Cookiedough quesadilla

[This blog post was (mostly) written a while back, and is decribing events that took play in May 2006.]Melissa and Wolf, each wanting desperately to rob the other of his/her money, have gotten into po...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:55:00 GMT

NAKED MAN INSIDE

[This blog was on Blogger, but I have been too busy hanging out with friends at a hotel and driving around the city to log in to MySpace too and paste it. So I'm adding it now and syncing the date wit...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:24:00 GMT

"I'm fine with that." - My homeless motto

"7" "random" facts about "me"

[This is in response to my Sister's blog post, since she tagged me in it.]I once showed a video of me dancing in leopard print briefs to a whole theater audience.I am perfectly content with perching l...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:04:00 GMT

Cannibalism is bad.

[This blog post was written several months ago.]Cannibalism is bad. I'm not going to argue that.On Thursday we started watching Cannibal! The Musical. Joanne had seen it before, but Matt and I had n...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 17:28:00 GMT

Disneyland

[This blog post was written over two months ago.]Joanne has been wanting to go to Disneyland. So we decided to go one Saturday, thinking that since it was early March there wouldn't be large crowds.W...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:53:00 GMT

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2)

[I wrote this blog post in early April.]Just over a year ago, I wrote a blog post about Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. It was the last movie I saw at SXSW (which I worked last year), and...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:47:00 GMT

Daniel Tosh

Back in March I drove down to Irvine to see Daniel Tosh perform. Daniel Tosh is a comedian with an unusual mind, casual style, and sharp material. He's a funny, funny man. Kelsie and Michael know.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:29:00 GMT