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T-Bone

Escalators are great, because if they break, they can only become stairs.

About Me

Well maybe I don't "fit the norm", I don't "wipe properly",I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I "sweat, I sweat profusely", but I guess the powers that be will always give you commentators who don't, "frighten children", and don't "leave dried up cakes under their underarms".

My Interests

Photography

I'd like to meet:

Chris Farley, Jerry Seinfeld, and Walt Disney

Music:

pretty much anything, except country. I can take opera over country

Movies:

All the ones I starred in, and the ones Chris Farley starred in. So pretty much the ones Chris Farley starred in

Television:

Seinfeld and the Office

Books:

I'm dyslexic, but I like elbiB ehT, and zzaJ ekiL uelB

Heroes:

I don't know, but the song Hero by Mariah Carey is pretty touching. I think that's my favorite shower singing song. Yeah, I love to belt that out.