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About Me

I can be reduced to many of the things I do. But those things do not necessarily define who I am. But those things reflect what I care for, what I am passionate by, and if nothing else, what I must do to survive. Among them...I teach. I write. I draw. I talk mass amounts of shit (some call it verbal diarhea). I am passionate about social justice. I hate disingenuous people. I have a soft spot for puppies, bratty kids, and sweets. I'm a health freak (when I have time to be). And I want to make some tangible difference in this world someday. So I try to inspire others with passion, energy, and enthusiasm. So far, the world sucks and I'm still plugging away. But you'll never see me without a smile. =o)

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My Interests

Let's just say I'm like a baby with ADD in a topless bar; I'm easily distracted and often times captivated by more than meets the eye.

I'd like to meet:

The thief of my sanity; hopefully you're better off than me. Victoria; what is your secret? President Bush; are you truly an ass backwards moron, or are you just pretending? Pat Robertson; so did the Devil promise you longevity in return for your soul? The second gunman at the grassy knowl; are you a fan of J.D. Salinger? John Holmes; seriously dude, gay for pay? Mrs. Robinson; c'mon, I'm so much cuter than Dustin Hoffman. Kurt Cobain; was banging Courtney the beginning or the end of your happiness? Vincent Van Gogh; if you wanna impress a chick, you have to give her something more than your ear dude. God; do you consider yourself a magician, a con man, or a theological pimp? My dead Uncle Marion; how much viagra did it take to make a 95 year old schlong function? Mom & dad; can you imagine what I would be like if I was born a chick instead?..

Music:

Any genre, any artist. However, I prefer metal. It calms my nerves. Nothing says happiness more than blowing your "O" ring while screaming your lungs out.

Movies:

Forking out 10 bucks for an over-glorified Hollywood POS is not my idea of entertainment. Between the predictable, the mundane, and the typical, most movies feel like they are rehashing someone else's original idea; as if they were polishing up some turd and making it appear prettier, and louder, and sexier, and many more -er's alike.

Television:

I refuse to watch TV. Except for cartoons, almost everything else blows. Well, Comedy Central isn't too bad either...

Books:

I have a variety of favorite authors. Among them, Bertrand Russell, Jack Kerouac, Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, Ray Bradbury, John Keats, John Milton, Dante Aligheri, Joseph Conrad, Ray Carver, J.D. Salinger, William Shakespeare, Isaac Asimov, Carl Sagan, Noam Chomsky, Irvine Welsh, Ragnar Benson, Kenneth Burke, Aristotle, and so forth.

Heroes:

My parents. My fallen brothers in Valhala. Mango-go-go @ Jamba Juice. The inventer of the phrase "fuck you." The Gospel of Judas. Lenny Bruces' mouth. Dick Clark's plastic surgeon (hell, Dolly Parton's too). Larry Flynt's tenacity. Johnny Cash's attitude (Yea, that's right. Fuck you buddy). My great uncle Marion's virtility (95 and still pimping). Chesty Puller's persona. And chicks with dicks (c'mon, if they look better than real women and get their asses beat in the process [no pun intended] that deserves some praise).

My Blog

Passing stones for fun

So you want to know what I do for fun? Do you really dare ask such a question? Has this thought at all entered your mind? Seriously? Or are you just THAT bored? Because honestly, my habits of "fun" ar...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST

Fuck Political Correctness

When did being Political Correct (PC) become so fashionable? When did overt, crass, blunt and opinionated thoughts fall under the subject tagline of "inappropriate" or "politically incorrect?" Do we r...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST

Signs Youre No Longer A Rockstar

Once upon a time ago I remember drinking $150 bar tabs, streaking in a sombrero on a bet gone bad, chasing any viable broad with T&A and embracing stupidity however possible. Those ...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:57:00 PST

Growing up means falling apart and going crazy

I hate stress. I really do. But then again, who would go on record for saying "I love stress!" in an enthusiastic way? Anyways, before I started life in grad school, I had no idea what stress was or h...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:38:00 PST

Craigslist Women in Memphis: A Manifesto

After having shamelessly read many of the posts on Craigslist for almost a year I am all-but-convinced of the following: 1) Most, if not all, so-called women are spam bots. Yes, Captain Obvious I am. ...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

Im Spartacus, no really, I am...fuck

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (Click on the picture) ...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:28:00 PST

Bad advise?

A friend of mine, long story short, is having some doubts about her life, life choices, etc., etc. I wrote way more than I should, but am I entirely crazy? Thanks! I am not entirely up to par on what ...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

Death by Semi En Route to Chik-Fil-A

Have you ever stopped and wonder how you wanted to die? Or minus the "want" part, how you imagined you would croak? Yesterday around lunch time I did; and not by choice mind you. Before clas...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

To sell out or not?

So I'm back to my usual* dilemma... I hate, HATE, being cleancut and preppy. I can play the part, but I feel like I'm conforming to what I am expected to be, versus accepted for who I am and not for w...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:02:00 PST

I love when ex’s try to play games...

So I usually frequent Craigslist as a means of entertainment. I grew up in San Francisco, so it's pretty standard there. Anyways, I found an ex gf posting on Craigslist. You're thinking, "ya, so?" Wel...
Posted by El Efecto Del Pablito on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:09:00 PST