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E MIKE W

My ugly faces create your pretty day.

About Me

My name is Eduardo. I reside in Tuscalusa. I have 4 goats and 3 pigeons and i regularly watch them make love. I am married to my beautful wife Charlotte. She is great at pancake makin. mmmmm mmmmm. I have 4 sons, all named Jerry. Why you ask? So when dinner is ready, i can yell JERRY! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRRY!!.....Thats my faaaaaaaaayyyvorite show. (did it work, no? not even a lil bit? i didnt think it would but i figured id give it a try) Well the dinner bell a ringing so if u want to know anything else JUST ASK. hardy har

My Interests

Buffalos and water......ha....That makes Water Buffalos....I am a glorified Genius.

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Springer. Judge EEEEEEEto. Pault Shore. Jim Carrey. and the cast of Who's line is it anyway.

Music:

Yo, this is for my homie.. E-ZYo strate represent E-Z-E to the fullest degree, It's like 5x squared up your family tree. Wicked alligator raps come naturally, but combusted flow toe blows grow slower than me. Tight shit you bite this, fresh like the crisis, Undoubt the houses, made out of ice whips. Cherry rocking gangsta fresh articulated, Whatch out for alienated spirit-gated. Ugly. I like rimes that spit dirty dragon fire, like in the GTI without a flat front tire. Or in the GS-T held together by chicken wire- Anyone whos inspired, snort heroin and get wired. If you think youre rawer than ERIK youre a lier.

My Blog

"HEY MOTHERFUCKER. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR"

 Caution! This story is a true story made out to be more cool than it probably really is. Readers be advised...     It was a cold and foggy night. As the freezing drople...
Posted by E MIKE W on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:29:00 PST

This just in........Im Weird

Ok so i was sitting at home one late afternoon when a friend of mine came over. His name is jaime and he is a nice friend but a little weird on the inside. He does weird things like stuff i cant even...
Posted by E MIKE W on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:13:00 PST

My Dear diary

I have never done this in my life of myspace. This bulletin bullshit, but i thought id write something becuz i felt like it was time to shine what my mind cant think of at a point of life turning even...
Posted by E MIKE W on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:25:00 PST