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Alcott Yubolsof

If you love someone, set them free ........................... If they come home, set them on fire.

About Me


I'm a Postal Worker.
I'm in the Army National Guard.
I like to break stuff.
Normal people scare me.

The object of war is not to die for your country,
but to make the other bastard die for his

My Interests

I like long hikes and walks, especially when they are taken by people that bug me.

Music:



I have a very eclectic taste in music, I don't really have one favorite genre, I like anything that moves me ......... emotionally, mentally, spiritually, physically and a couple of other words that end in "ally".

Books:

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My Blog

Doesn't it really bug you when .....

You know, it really bugs me when .... People point at their wrist while asking for the time .... Hellooo ....  I know where my watch is, where is yours? You don't see me pointing ...
Posted by Alcott Yubolsof on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:09:00 PST

The Beer Prayer

The BEER PRAYER...Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as it is in the tavern.Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillag...
Posted by Alcott Yubolsof on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:18:00 PST

Signs that you and your family might be a little too "HOOAH"

All you "Civilian Types" might not understand all the verbage and/or acronyms in this, but it's f*&!ing funny so get some one with military experience to translate for you.   ... you and your...
Posted by Alcott Yubolsof on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:45:00 PST

Some excuses you can use in case you get caught sleeping at work

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 2. "I was working smarter-not harder." 3. "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."  4. "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating o...
Posted by Alcott Yubolsof on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:07:00 PST