"WHATEVER MOM, JUST CLEAN IT UP!"
FREE PSP, DS, XBOX 360!
My name's Pierre.
Yes, really."omfg u iz teh fr3nch!!!11"
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Haha, ha. Yes, I'm half-French. No, I don't eat frogs/snails/faeces.
Aside from eating frogs, snails and faeces, my interests include reading and circumcision.
...no one actually reading this will get the above...
PwnageI have plenty of annoying habits. These include using 13375P34|, splitting up this body of text with useless "witty" subheadings, playing with CSS for the sake of it (notice that this text is 9pt but the line height is 11pt), finding out that sourcing CSS doesn't work on MySpace, and befriending small rodents of debatable gender.
When I need...-- to update my MySpace, I (usually) don't.
The summer reading projectDead Lagoon, Cosi Fan Tutti and A Long Finish by Michael Dibdin
Invisible Monsters, Fight Club and Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close and Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer
Less Than Zero , American Psycho and Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Third Brother by Nick McDonell
The Weight Of Numbers by Simon Ings
Knots & Crosses by Ian Rankin
Charlotte Gray by Sebastian Faulks
The Murder Room by P.D. James (ABANDONED FOR BEING RUBBISH)
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
On The Road by Jack Kerouac
Something Happened by Joseph Heller
The God Of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
Tietam Brown by Mick Foley
Farewell My Lovely, The Long Goodbye and The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler
The UCAS raceIt's all over and I'm on my way to where I wanted to be on my way to, so it's all good.
Saved for posterityThis is a NEW FEATURE of my page, in which I will record all those rare occasions when people actually say something nice about me (which will, one, embarrass the compliment-giver, and two, completely undermine the poignancy of the moment by shoving it in the face of every visitor to my page, but oh well).
NUMBER ONE: "Love Pierre's comment - torn between blushing, or commenting on his Myspace "Glad you know your place", though will probably settle for just thanking him via your comment box - thanks Pierre! Do you know, I'm actually really going to miss you [Katie], Rosa, Toni, Pierre and Pix - publications / library / classical debates will be so empty and meaningless without all the nicest UVIers." - Doug Pontin (who will join my horribly out-of-date friends ladder when it next gets a fresh coat of paint), on Katie's MySpace
And now for something completely different - part one
FIGURE 1.
And now for something completely different - part two
Free stuff!Why not TREAT YOURSELF? How does a free PSP sound? This is not a scam; it actually pays out (based on the advertising rates they get through it) and has been featured on BBC Newsnight. PLUS, you don't have to pay anything at all unlike the "free iPod!" scams you see all the time.
Firstly, click here to go to the website and choose your free gift from the list. After you've created your account, you'll be told you haven't completed your offer yet. You need to complete ONLY ONE offer to get your prize, and the thing is, it doesn't cost anything...
On the offers page, choose the Blockbuster one, and sign up to the free trial. It'll ask for credit card details, but as long as you cancel during the 14-day trial period (I just cancelled straight away), they can't charge you anything. That completes your offer. Easy as that. All you then need to do to get your free gift is refer a number of friends to the site - this starts from as little as THREE. When you've done that, a shiny new PlayStation 3 could be heading your way!
Friend or foe?I interact with numerous people of varied dispositions, usually of the "male" or "female" genders but don't rule out candidates like Ed.
My friends are:
See all my MySpace friends
Director - the best band you've (n)ever heard