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Denise

That's Dee Dee

About Me

What I Have Learned As I Have Matured -I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes.I've learned that it takes yearsto build up trust, and it only takessuspicion, not proof, to destroy it.I've learned that you can get byon charm for about fifteen minutes.After that, you'd better have a big willyor huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn'tcompare yourself to others - they aremore screwed up than you think.I've learned that you can keep vomitinglong after you think you're finished.I've learned that we are responsiblefor what we do, unless we are celebrities.I've learned that regardless ofhow hot and steamy a relationship is atfirst, the passion fades, and there had betterbe a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care mostabout in life are taken from you too soonand all the less important ones just never go away.found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

Five Levels of HangoversOne Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT IS NOT FAKE!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Tool,311,Poe,Sublime,RadioHead,Coldplay,Rusted Roots,a.f.i,The Killers

Movies:

The Notebook!!!!!!!


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Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, Weeds

Heroes:


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