I'm Doodle.
I'm a sucker.
But I don't plan on being a sucker anymore.
People like me, and that's a fact, jack. I'm not gonna sit here and try and act all modest and whiny 'cuz the truth is, I'm frickin' AWESOME. I may not be the most attractive or richest guy in the world, but I'm just a cool cat. I have to warn you: if you don't have a sense of humor, don't talk to me. It's as simple as that. Is it some insecurity I have if you don't laugh at me? Probably. But when you ask me why I act the way I do, or if you ask me to change, we got ourselves a problem. You people are too easily offended. What happened to being able to take a joke? I've learned that nothing is ever one person's fault, and you should never fully trust anyone. I'm smart as balls, and don't feel bad if I talk over your head. I play guitar, and I'm always lookin' for fellow musicians. Hell, even if you're not a musician, don't be shy.
