Jack Negativity - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm awesome. You're impressed.

My name is Jack, and yours isn't.

I have a dark, disgusting sense of humor. People who don't get it might think it's mean, but if they dont get it, then fuck them.

I'm fucking crazy.

I don't have sweepy hair and I don't wear girl pants (except when I'm turning tricks).

I love Johnny Cash, W.o.W., and Zombie movies.

My semen cures cancer.

Contact me on AIM (when I'm actually on):My Pride NYHC Oi
Or on Soulseek (usually on but away): Snugglebuns

My Interests

Misanthropy,
Coffee,
Punk Rock,
Soulseek,
Zombies,
Being Nocturnal,
Graveyards,
Sexing up your mom,
Guns (haven't shot one in a while),
History,
Scotland,
Toilet Humor,
Sarcasm

I'd like to meet:

People I don't want to set on fire.

Music:

I won't list the 12 million bands I like (the way some people do), but here's an idea for you:

Hardcore
Crust
Grindcore
Horror Punk
Rockabilly
Death Rock
Oi!
D-Beat
Anarcho Punk
Black Metal
NYHC
Thrash
Celtic
Folk Punk
Streetpunk
Psychobilly
UK82
Indie
Doom Metal
Death Metal
Experimental
Ska
Reggae
Classic Rock
Rockabilly
'77 Punk
Classic Country
Bluegrass
Irish/Scottish Pub Songs

Movies:

Zombie movies,
Kids In The Hall: Braincandy,
Will Ferrell movies,
The Jerk
Slence Of The Lambs,
Full Metal Jacket,
80s movies,
Braveheart,
Beetlejuice,
Kingpin,
Halloween,
28 Days Later,
Evil Dead trilogy

Television:

I like to watch the blue screen you get when the VCR is on but nothing is playing. I also like Kids In The Hall, Adult Swim, Scrubs, Daily Show, Southpark, Reno 911, M*A*S*H, MXC, Ghost Hunters

Books:

Zombie Survival Guide, Dragonlance, Spirit Of '69: A Skinhead Bible, The Highland Clans, Kidnapped, Flowers For Algernon, Scotland Under Mary Stuart, Lords Of Chaos

Heroes:

The first punks: Johnny Cash, Gene Vincent, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Carl Perkins

My Blog

Breeanna

...is a total gaymofruit. Word.
Posted by Jack Negativity on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

ATTN: Florida

I hate you. Seriously. You are the worst state ever. Unfortunately for you, I live here and I own you now. I am accepting tributes of fine beers and wines, fried chicken, various strains of smoking he...
Posted by Jack Negativity on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:22:00 PST

HATE

Fuck you.
Posted by Jack Negativity on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Street Dogs > DKM

Seriously. Why does DKM even keep the name? there's nobody from the original band still in it. Street Dogs are seriously the shit. I wish Al Barr stayed in the Bruisers, THAT was a good fucking...
Posted by Jack Negativity on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

Breeanna is obsessed with porn...

Everybody look upon her in shame. SHAME!!!
Posted by Jack Negativity on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

Nude Pics

You pervert.
Posted by Jack Negativity on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

Mornin’ Kids

Doritos and green tea w/ citrus is breakfast of the champions.
Posted by Jack Negativity on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

Whos free September 7th...

...and wants to go down by Wilkes Barre to see Cancerslug? It's a roughly 2 hour trip from ol' Helmira, if we set this up early enough and get a few people it should be a good little road trip to see ...
Posted by Jack Negativity on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST

ATTN: Michael Vick

I hope you get gang raped.
Posted by Jack Negativity on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

Getting ansy

More and more I get this feeling like I just need to get out of here. It's like this life of living in one place and living to work a shitty job to make other people rich that is considered normal jus...
Posted by Jack Negativity on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST