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Claudia

Now pull up your diaper...you want to make a good first impression.

About Me

R.I.P. BEAUREGARD PUMPKIN
ME:i wouldn't fuck you either, then
ASHLEY: yeah you would
ME: shut up.
ASHLEY: ah.
ASHLEY: ha

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My Interests

First of all, A&W chicken sandwiches are the best in the world.
Interests include: dogs, cooking, reading, wine culture, movies (especially documentaries), collecting socks, shoe laces and milk glass, gardening, laughing, smoking clove cigarettes, hanging out with my grandparents, coloring, socks, mojitos, sniffing lavender and basil, candles, breaking china, singing the blues, autumn, blue TV screens, Dunkin' Donuts coffee, putting holes in walls, painting things black, butterflies, ladybugs, early morning at a deserted beach, gardenias, corks, the color green, the smell of soil, feeling alive, late lunches, long weekends, sharpies, macaroni and cheese, weddings, rock creek park, the Jersey shore, carnivals and street fairs, maryjanes, quoting The Big Lebowski, forcing myself to enjoy a quiet moment, feeling necessary, coffee, tea, anchovy paste, friends, post-impressionism, language, stories, fart jokes, New Orleans...
I dislike: things with thorns, milk, football, filth, spaghetti in a can, snakes, bees, fake people, elevators, dogfighting, being scared, pens that don't work, styrofoam, writing checks, taxes, the color pink, people who underestimate me, bad actors, people who go into business management, orange soda...

I'd like to meet:

Myself in a past life, my great-grandparents, Mario Batali, Mark Twain, Paul Reubens, Jon Stewart, Oscar Wilde, the Misanthropic Bitch, Peter Steele, Dave Attell, Lucille Ball, Bettie Page, Hunter S. Thompson, Aaron Kless
You're Bettie Page!

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Stop thinking you're going places. You're not. An ownership society doesn't mean you own shit. It means that someone owns you.--The Misanthropic Bitch

Music:

Tom Waits, NIN, Type O Negative, Warren Zevon, Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, Cat Stevens, Faith No More, AC/DC, Thin Lizzy, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Ministry, Tori Amos, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, The Beatles, Machines of Loving Grace, Joni Mitchell, Roy Orbison, Ben Folds Five, Crosby Stills & Nash, Black Sabbath, Creedence, Tom Petty, Neil Young, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pantera, Life of Agony, Mr. Bungle, Wanda Jackson, Pavarotti, Prick, Anti-Nowhere League, Aphex Twin, Gogol Bordello, The Electric Six, Nina Simone, Billy Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, The B-52s, Tommy James & The Shondelles, The Animals, Marilyn Manson, the Misfits, Lords of Acid, Dead Prez, The Reverend Horton Heat, Gordon Lightfoot, Carly Simon, Janis Ian, Janis Joplin, Link Wray & the Raymen, The Digital Underground, PJ Harvey, Frank Sinatra, the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack, and anything that incorporates harpsichords or theramins. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Birdcage, Vertigo, Donnie Darko, The Wizard of Oz, Harold & Maude, Rushmore, Secretary, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I Heart Huckabees, La Pianiste, The Graduate, Murderball, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Godfather. Auteurs = Tim Burton, Alfred Hitchcock and John Waters. I'm gonzo for documentaries.

Television:

The Sopranos, Law and Order series, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Arrested Development, Scrubs.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Moby Dick, Running with Scissors, In the Drink

Heroes:

Iconoclasts.

My Blog

1.4.07. New Year's Resolutions

Or rather, these are things I'd like to do in my lifetime. 1. Own a beach house on the Jersey shore 2. Have my picture taken by Annie Leibovitz 3. Visit Sicily 4. Learn to speak Italian Numbers 1, 3...
Posted by Claudia on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

1.2.07. Band-Aid Full of Blood: Part II

The other night at work (New Year's Eve) I cut my ring finger and thumb with a mandoline slicer. The first cut sliced off part of my fingernail (for the second time now) and the second cut (30 minutes...
Posted by Claudia on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

11.27.06. First Night as a Cook

I did my "stage" at Notti Bianche tonight. I cooked some pasta, and no one died from eating it, or even complained. So, they hired me. It looks as though I've found my niche for now. More updates to c...
Posted by Claudia on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

11.19.06 Party at Seamus'

Went to a party at Seamus Hunt's house. Just a bunch of King's Pointers slapping each other in the nuts. We just got home and i'm eating flatbread crackers and chickpea curry salad I made. Delicious.
Posted by Claudia on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

9.25.06. A Dose of Reality

Phase I has reached completion. I did horribly on my last practical exam, so my grade should drop considerably. I honestly thought I'd be one of the best students in the class, but found out that I'm ...
Posted by Claudia on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

Today's Menu: (actual) Finger Sandwiches

So I cut my finger really badly today. Sliced more than half the nail off and some skin. It's hard to type so I'll make this one short, but I'll post a picture of it tomorrow when i take the bandage o...
Posted by Claudia on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST

7.25.06. Tom Waits at the Grand Ol' Opry August 5

I'll be there but you won't. Tickets sold out in ten minutes. SUCKAS!!
Posted by Claudia on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST

7.22.06. Mi vida loca

So I had a six day work week, but I'll only be paid for one of those days. Went to school monday through thursday, put in eight hours at ASA yesterday, and volunteered at a shellfish class at L'Academ...
Posted by Claudia on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:06:00 PST

6.21.06. Dillinger Escape Plan this Sunday...

...At the Black Cat in DC. Show starts at 8:30 and there are two bands before Dillinger.
Posted by Claudia on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:05:00 PST

6.7.06. Students Find Real Body While Investigating Fake Crime Scene

Actual article from today's Palm Beach Post: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/state/content/gen/ap/FL_Field_T rip_Body.html?imw=Y...
Posted by Claudia on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:27:00 PST