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tudda

If you're not here to have fun, go the fuck home.

About Me

I'm a 24 year old software engineer (computer programmer, whatever). I didn't do the college thing. I'm self taught and I worked my ass off to get where I am today.
I smile a lot, I laugh a lot, and I know that "a lot" is two words. I don't take anything too seriously, and I've made laughing at myself an art. I'm laid back, open minded, and I get along with pretty much everyone. There's never a reason to not be yourself around me.
I have a crazy sense of humor, I can be pretty sarcastic but it's all in good fun. Me + Alcohol usually makes for a pretty fun time. Sometimes I get drunk and bite people, don't hate me.
I have a cute dog who was abandoned and beat up and he won me over in 2 minutes and I had to keep him. He makes me laugh a lot but he's crazy and sometimes he bites people for no reason. Don't hate him either.
I don't like people who can't be nice to strangers. I think how you treat strangers reflects strongly on your character. I don't like overly insecure people. I don't like people who constantly talk about money.
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My Interests

I don't really feel like listing out all the things I'm interested in. If you want to know, all you have to do is ask.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who makes me laugh, smiles a lot, leaves the bullshit at home, and knows that the earth revolves around the sun, not them.

Fun is the name of the game.

Music:

All kinds. I've been known to sing an oldie or two at the bar.

Movies:

I love movies. I'd marry a video store if I could find the hole.

I don't really care about whether or not you want to know the movies I like, I'm going to list some sweet ones anyway.

Braveheart, Matrix (The first one, the rest are steaming piles of disorganized shit), Rocky, Saving Private Ryan, Green Mile, Gladiator, We Were Soldiers, Million Dollar Baby, The Yes Men, Crash, Tommy Boy, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Oldschool, Meet the parents/fockers, Remember The Titans, Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, Erin Brockavich, Austin Powers, Wag the dog, Boon Dock Saints, Devils Advocate, Seven, Lord of the rings, The Game.

Television:

Discovery Channel, Mythbusters, Daily Show, The Office, Southpark, and my guilty pleasure, nip tuck.

Books:

Where the red fern grows Rich Dad Poor dad Carnegie Lord of the ringsIf you've got a good one, share it.

Heroes:

Collette.

My Blog

Nancy Grace -owned-

Watch this entire clip YouTube Link after you've seen that, you might think, why would someone do that?   Well,because of stuff like this : nancy grace blatantly disrespecting and attemptin...
Posted by tudda on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

This old lady is batshit crazy. Play this, and don't laugh. I Dare you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgjFjCOlv7I  
Posted by tudda on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

John Stewart on VA Tech

The usual spankage of mass media by stewart http://2hicks.chattablogs.com/archives/047971.html
Posted by tudda on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

Think you're good at tetris?

Best Tetris player you'll ever see
Posted by tudda on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

F You Baltimore

Make sure you have your sound on. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1735402  
Posted by tudda on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

Peyton Manning - Funny stuff

Peyton manning on snl - united way : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZpPf-q2_es  
Posted by tudda on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

PizzaHut evil for supporting BookIt?... huh?

The purpose of a reward, is that it's something people WANT Of all the shit that goes on in this world and all the problems that we have as a society, people actually decided this was the problem that...
Posted by tudda on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

How the internet works

How the internet works
Posted by tudda on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

Obesity Research (Must read)

Results of decades of obesity research
Posted by tudda on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

I am better then your kids

A little maddox gem from the wayback machine
Posted by tudda on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST