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About Me

xxWaVeRiDeR1xxThe name's Ashley...Don't wear it out! I have an obsession for good music I pick at my scabs I love when I smell honeysuckles for the first time each year I like to drink coffee out of sturring straws I like my handwriting I really really REALLY like to eat I wish I had dimples I'd rather eat ice cream out of a cup than a bowl and sometimes with a fork I don't like tomatoes but I force myself to eat them from time to time I rarely eat salads I burp more than anyone should ever burp I absolutely LOVE the beach I'm VERY close to my parents I'm always putting chapstick on I'm constantly having strangers say, "Hey you look like so-n-so!!" I tend to tell people my life story even if they didn't ask I want to learn shorthand I 'um' ALOT I have organized messes I'm a VERY picky eater I love how old people's names sound old People are my weakness, but they're also my biggest annoyance I don't like being cold, at all! I'm terrible at calling people. I'm working on it though When things INSIDE the car are sqweeking or making repetitive noises, it bothers me I can't stand the feeling of cotton balls I don't like it when people can't be on time or keep their word I love the way it smells after it rains hard I love to sneeze, but I hate blowing my nose I don't like rain unless I'm sitting and watching it Wearing fingernail polish makes me feel girlie I can't afford to dress the way I want to I will rub soft things for a crazy amount of time I'm more than likely always listening to music I miss my cats throughout the day I'm constantly thinking about things I'm always wishing and never doing I love long conversations, but I hate being the only one to ask questions/talk in a conversation I like feeling "needed" I love listening to music that makes me feel like I'm somewhere else

My Interests

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Music:

Kings of Leon Interpol The Strokes Blonde Redhead Brazilian Girls Tegan and Sara Air Band of Horses The Verve Ghostland Observatory Nick Drake The Kooks Cat Power Stereophonics Kate Nash Dntel Radiohead Zero 7 Telepopmusik Shiny Toy Guns Postal Service Death Cab For Cutie Diesel Boy Other DnB Sigur Ros Coldplay Jack's Mannequin Taking Back Sunday Story Of The Year Brand New Motion City Soundtrack 30 Seconds To Mars Silverstein Lifehouse My Chemical Romance Relient K Mae Damein Rice Three Days Grace Armor For Sleep Copeland Straylight Run Jack Johnson Donavon Frankenreiter etc.I REALLY REALLY

REALLY

Like British Rock!

Heroes:

My Beautiful Mother.

My Blog

Venting right quick - Probably will get deleted

Alot of people in my life are stressing me out lately. Most of it probably has something to do with me being around people 24 fucking 7. I'm really really REALLY needing to take some time out fo...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:54:00 PST

CLICK HERE IF YOU’D LIKE A CAT!

I am going to copy and paste an email sent to me by a friend/co-worker who's having to give her cats away. When you read this, don't think I'm the one writing it. Let me know if you'd like one of the ...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:46:00 PST

060608 __ Shoulders, Chest, Pants, Shoes

I haven't written a blog in awhile. I keep getting ideas to write one but when it comes down to actually writing one, I get unmotivated and think of only idiotic things to talk about. If I start talki...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:56:00 PST

5208 __ Do You Remember?

Last night I remembered something that I keep forgetting, that I need to always remember. Ha! But not so Ha. Do any of you remember when people kept driving on the wrong side of the road on I-485 and ...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:18:00 PST

VIDEOS: Denise and Danielle’s Birthday Wishes

Right before D&D had everyone sing happy birthday for them, someone else from a different table had everyone sing happy birthday to them. When we started singing, the other table got mad/jealous and ...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:32:00 PST

41808 __ That went deep!

It's harder for me if I know how you feel. I'm stronger when I feel like you don't care. smoke that bitcheseses!...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:09:00 PST

Money Being Chased on the Beach

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Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

4908 __ Billion Random Thoughts

I swear I feel like each day I end up with more and more random thoughts. I feel like my brain is getting fried from doing drugs or something but the only thing I've done lately is had a few drinks an...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

4408 __ VENTING!!!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say they’re going to do something and then at the last second...they change their mind. If you say you’re going to do something...DO IT NO MATTE...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

32608 __ Dream Dream Dreeeeeeeeam.

It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to remember a dream so I’m definitely writting this one down. All I can remember is having to get my stomach cut open and something in my torso ...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:19:00 PST