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About Me

.. width="425" height="350" ..I like long, moonlit strolls on the beach....... The feelin of sand between my toes, and water up to my ankles.....

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Phillip Daniel Montgomery
Birthday: March 30, 1984
Birthplace: Knoxville, TN.
Current Location: Lexington, KY
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brunette
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balances
Your Weakness: being shy
Your Fears: not accomplishing my goals
Your Perfect Pizza: plain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live everyday as if tom. was the last
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What's up, Nigga?
Thoughts First Waking Up: how do u pee with a boner?
Your Best Physical Feature: my back
Your Bedtime: whenever.......
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin out with my bro on a daily basis
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: tryin to quit
Do you Swear: often
Do you Sing: of course
Do you Shower Daily: atleast once if not twice
Have you Been in Love: .......yea :(
Do you want to go to College:
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Most girls say plz, stop, don't....... but they all tell me "no please don't stop!"
Are you a Health Freak: try to be
Do you get along with your Parents: very well........... now, 22 yrs. later
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: half
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no.......
In the past month have you been on Stage: not since my porn star days............
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only when I take a shower..... I tried a swimsuit........wasn't the same
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: fuck yea
Ever been called a Tease: only by ur mom
Ever been Beaten up: not once, given enough beatings though
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: with no regrets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: like to own a car shop......
What country would you most like to Visit: africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brunette
Short or Long Hair: long or medium
Height: 5'0" to 5'9"
Weight: 100 to 125
Best Clothing Style: whatever works
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6 or 7
Number of CDs I own: over 200
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only 1........
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Your IQ Is 195
Your Logical Intelligence is that of Einstein
Your Verbal Intelligence is that of Einstein
Your Mathematical Intelligence is that of Einstein
Your General Knowledge is that of Einstein A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You're a Crazy Drunk! As soon as your blood alcohol level raises you're
all over the place! You're the drunk running
through the street naked or trying to engage
everyone in strip Jenga. You like making people
laugh and feeling free of all your
responsibilities.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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My Interests

Party...Parties....... and more Parties
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Already found her......... lol bet you would like to know who.......

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On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Crunkness

Music:


What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are confident and ready to tackle life.
You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.
You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.
You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed! What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comtrait snapshot:rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtfulI am worth $3,098,466 on HumanForSale.com

Heroes:


Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Mullet Man
Super Power Ability To Fly
Enemy The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation Shopping Cart
Weapon Computer Parts

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