Warning this one is not funny |
I was feeling mighty cranky; inconvenienced and impatient.
Thanks to those industrious criminals who've decided to make their own meth, the singular antihistamine that effectively relieves my season...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 17:56:00 GMT |
Just another lecture, and welcome fellas |
It turns out that there are actually MEN reading my blog. So welcome fellas. What can I say? If you're okay with it, so am I. Pull up a chair and sit a spell.
Back to the women: What the heck is it wi...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:41:00 GMT |
Coffee anyone? |
So, I was at McDonald's in Donelson, and after waiting in line for the usual long time, a perky little girl asked if she could take my order. I ordered the usual: a small cup of coffee. She carefully ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:15:00 GMT |
Big Tip for Women who are Single & Looking |
I just got home from work. It is late and I am really sleepy but before slumber I simply must share something I learned today.
I had to visit the mall, Outdoor World, to be specific, to pur...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 20:58:00 GMT |
Happy New Year |
Happy New Year everybody.
Yeah I know Im a few days late but for me a few days late is actually early. So please would you tell me about your New Years Eve?
And while youre at it, pl...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:30:00 GMT |
Not Lovin' Public School |
I've posted it before, but I swear it's true. We were sitting in a meeting at Marisa & Julian's school (the black hole of educational incompetency), and this is what we heard:
"THIS A TEST OF THE ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 21:03:00 GMT |
100 Years |
"Ninety-nine for a moment..."
How fast it all goes. It's hard to say exactly when you reach the highest point on the roller coaster, the point from which things are set in motion and cannot be reverse...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 12:08:00 GMT |
Happy Gotcha Day! |
6 years today we legally became a family. Getting there was quite a trip - a trip that required a visit to the VD clinic, the ingestion of radioactive fish, and a special trip to the re...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:55:00 GMT |
It's All About YOU |
Okay Ladies, Listen up. I have important information for you.
While it is good to have a teenage son who is willing to make your myspace space for you, there are a few things you should check before ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 20:37:00 GMT |
It's a Beautiful Day |
"Tomorrow's another day
and I'm thirsty anyway.
Bring on the rain."
Miracles happen. I got a little sleep this morning. Let's hear a big Nashville Yee Ha.
Here's the deal: I have a plan for me ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:50:00 GMT |
