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Officious Seeing Eye Bitch

Everything is Illuminated in the Light of the Past.

About Me

One of the best nights ever
I can't possibly begin to describe myself. But I can try.
First off, my name is Maria, but I go by more nicknames than I can even think of right now. Humans and metal are my general interests. Let me explain. As for metal, I love music and concerts and I go to shows every chance I get, I've been to quite a few in my time. I've seen at least half of my music list live and I'm usually found at a show one way or another. I love talent and I support local musicians whenever I can. I don't ONLY listen to metal, although it is at the top of my list, I'm a tad eclectic when it comes to music.
I went to stony brook because of the scholarship, but I fell in love. As for humans, I'm a psychology major and a business minor but I focus a lot on philosophy/theater/media communications/design. I love the human mind, and all developmental/abnormal aspects of it. Hence...I love to analyze, to re-analyze, to over-analyze, to create, to lead, to read, to think, to learn, to listen, etc. I psycho-analyze everyone, and am usually right on the money, so watch out ;) haha. I also love to cook, I often find myself watching cooking shows in the rare moments I watch tv. If I had enough passion for it I would go into the culinary arts, but I can't seem to bring myself to boil a live lobster. I am not the biggest fan of meat, but I wouldn’t call myself a vegetarian just yet. I want to try everything. Except maybe insects. I'm only guilty of being girly around large things that crawl.
I love being affectionate and being with a close group of friends, pretty much anywhere. It's the little things in life that count. I love coffee and a quiet park bench on a warm day. If you're ever in stony brook you'll find me on the grass in the sunshine, most likely reading. Laughter, writing, coffee, and music are my anti-drugs. I can’t stand bad grammar. My sense of humor has never failed me. I'm very sarcastic and random...always. I am by no means shy, but usually seem more confident than I actually am. I'm a social creature of the night. A metal butterfly if you please.
As a general statement, you don't have to look like an idiot to listen to metal (or any genre) and to truly appreciate it. I cannot deny being a fan of the color black, but I feel that there is a time to grow up and move on. Metal burns within my very soul (oh yeah). I work, pay my bills, go to school, and make my own dinner. And that's exactly the way I like it. I hate immaturity...except in the rare case that it is amusing. I like people with a mind of their own and something to say, I’m always up for a friendly debate. I love my friends to pieces, and I love my wonderful boyfriend even more. God knows where I’d be without them. I also quote movies like there's no tomorrow, in other words...
I am sex machine, would you like to touch my penis?
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer ( DBLDf )
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid

My Interests

Music, movies, good times, good conversations and good friends, cosmetology (I do hair, make-up, nails, and massages for almost all of my family and friends...I should just open a salon), psychology (mostly developmental and abnormal, the human mind basically...amazing what you can find. Social psychology is my passion for the future however), philosophy (Freud, Rousseau, DeSade, Sartre...countless others), literature (I LOVE to read), forensics, general fuck-ups throughout history haha (again humans are fascinating), poetry (writing my own mostly), writing in general (creative) acting (I'm a tad dramatic sometimes), shakespeare (yum), love, life, metal shows!

and my darling...who is at the very top of this long list.

I'd like to meet:

I've already had the pleasure of meeting him
Ufori@!
well, you know...these videos still deserve a place in my profile.

Music:

80's metal and power/prog, classical, a little industrial...AC/DC, Adrian Barilari, After Forever, Amon Amarth, Angra, Anthrax, Aquaria, Avantasia, Beyond Twilight, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Children of Bodom, Circus Maximus, Cradle of Filth, Darkane, Dark Moor, Dark Tranquility, Def Leppard, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dio, Disturbed, Dragonland, Dream Theater, Dokken, Ebony Ark, Edguy, Emperor, Eurythmics, Evergrey, Finntroll, Freedom call, Gamma Ray, Guns N Roses, H.I.M., Hatebreed, Hammerfall, Helloween, Iced Earth, Icon of Coil, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, Judas Priest, Kalmah, Kamelot, King Diamond, King's X, KMFDM, Korn, Lacuna coil, Lauri Porra, Led Zeppelin, London After Midnight, Manticora, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Megadeth, Mercenary, Metallica [old], Mob Rules, Morbid Angel, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Muse, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nocturnal Rites, Opeth, Orgy, Ozzy, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Queen, Rage, Rainbow, Rammstein, Rancid, Rhapsody, Rob Zombie, Rush, Scooter, Scorpions, Sepultura, Sinergy, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Spineshank, Starbreaker, Static-X, Steve Vai, Stratovarius, Sublime, Suicide Commando, Switchfoot, Testament, The Beatles, The Killers, The Rasmus, Therion, Tool, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, Van Halen, Velvet Acid Christ, Velvet Revolver, Vines, White Zombie, White Lion, Whitesnake, Wintersun, Yngwie Malmsteen...ok so music is my life...haha I'm sure there is plenty that I've missed

Movies:

Napolean Dynomite, Naked Gun series, Butterfly Effect, SAW I&II, Monty Python, Clerks, Mallrats, Green Mile, Pulp Fiction (yes!), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Requiem for a Dream, Pirates of the Caribbean, Remember the Titans, Queen of the Damned, Dead Poet's Society, Ice Age, Boondock Saints, Kung Pao, Sgt. Bilko, Dumb and Dumber, Tomb Raider, Donnie Darko, Ever After, A Knights Tale, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura (and most jim carrey movies, jim carrey in general, I adore him), Silence of the Lambs (mmm Hannibal the Cannibal), Harry Potter, Heartbreakers, Birdcage, Grind, and anything funny or twisted ;)

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Friends, Full House hehe, Ren and Stimpy (the good old days), Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, Tail Spin, DuckTales, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers haha (I miss those cartoons so much!), Sex and the City, adult swim (metalocalypse! haha),

Books:

any pyschology book..don't ask, philosophy, Freud, DeSade, Rousseau, Marquez, Dahl, where the red fern grows (oh sweet childhood), and most of the classics like sherlock holmes, count of monte cristo, The Iliad and the Odyssey, Isaac Asimov - the Trilogy, Master and Margarita (if you haven't read it don't talk to me), stephen king - the gunslinger, Everything is Illuminated (love love), harry potter (yeah that's right)...I've read a lot of books in the past, many I don't have the energy or time to list. I love reading, and if you have any recommendations, pass them along!

Heroes:

Andrew for always being so strong. I'll always miss him. My brother, for always setting a good example, and always helping me out.

My Blog

Total eclipse of the heart

as for the new song...bonnie tyler has been on my mind for a long time. Ever since karoake me and mike can't seem to get the song out of our heads. I did feel it was a little to make as my profile son...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

Hunting high and low

well...so here's to a normal blog I suppose, survey's aside what's been going on lately? well the time I have spent away from classes and work has been with my love, and no I can't complain at all. I ...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

Jenny's Little Survey

If you were President what are three issues that you would focus on?not being a douchebag...education...pro-choice, gay marriage...hmm and probably more money for stem cell research and umbilical cord...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

Sexy Time, yais

as I steal this from ryan A - Available: most definitely notA - Age: 19A - Annoyance: narrow-minded(ness) or people, quick passage of time...or lack of timeB - Best feature: I'm told my eyes, and the ...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST

I love it

my life is amazing haha...oh boy Borat was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. Period, and more so I am glad I got to share it with my loves and my baby. The best quadruple date + kevin, ever...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

omg...shoes

.. >..>by the betch, fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Learning to fly

I don't have anything to hide...so my page has gone public. enjoy you sickos out there.I'd be impressed if people even read the shit on here...I post these for myself mostly...looking back on them lat...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

haha <3

Chelsina16: so my dad walked into the room just now and said "you must live on this side of the room." and I said "because it's messy?" and he said "no because of the huge bra on the bed" and I said "...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

bitch of the universe

As chels has so lovingly dubbed me...I shall embrace it completely...whatever you think...GOOD, thats exactly how I will act in return since this is the latest trend. Whoever fails to even bother to g...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

I hate blogs.

I need to study for my exam, but I am procrastinating because I know I can do this..Im just a fag...grrrAside from that, I bought a fan? it was very necessary...especially seeing as our boyfriends ins...
Posted by Officious Seeing Eye Bitch on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST