Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

About Me

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You Are 24 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Water Banning Petition - Penn And Teller - Funny blooper videos are here
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting.
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Music:

A mix of almost anything but mainly old school rock: Queen, Ozzy, Journey, AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Old Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult, Rush, Yes, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Van Zant, Grateful Dead,

Movies:

I love almost any movie but some favorites are Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Office Space, Animal House, National Lampoon movies, most recently the Benchwarmers.

Television:

Anything on Adult Swim: Family Guy, Futurama, ATHF, Venture Bros etc. That 70s show, Anything by Jim Henson etc

My Blog

Whitewater rafting

So last week I was invited to go to TN for a day of whitewater rafting with my uncle Richard, my aunt Mimi, her sons and a few of Richards friends. I've never been but I've always wanted to go. For ...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

Chuck Norris for President

I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises? I made a list I'm certain can get me elected. If I'm elected president, I will& Require members of Co...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

Indeed

http://www.dailyfueleconomytip.com/?p=358Check the link then you'll understand!
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:38:00 PST

Time Killer

Question #1How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? lets find out- One! Twohooo! Thrrrrree! Three!Question #2If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is around...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

I am a smart American

You Are a Smart AmericanYou know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.A...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Steeple Chase 2007

Anyone going to the Steeplechase this year? My parents called and advised they had two fence slots open for this year. They were going to give one of the spots away but decided to let me know that i...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

Monty Pythons How Not to Be Seen Halo Version

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Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

And now for something...completely different

Exploding Whale - video powered by Metacafe...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

You know how hospitals keep about 60 degrees all season long?

Amazing how one little warm blanket has so much of an effect on a person. The other day I was transporting a patient to get an X-Ray of his chest. He was a little beligerant about getting the exam b...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST

A visit to the doctor

A lady went to the vet to check on her turtle who would not come out of its shell. When the doctor came to the exam room the lady explained that for the last few days she had not seen the turtle...
Posted by Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:53:00 PST