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Emm.Aye.Arr.Kay.

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me



that's right, i TRI. please help the fight. http://www.active.com/donate/tntsdh/WildflowerOrBust08

adopt your own virtual pet!
Climb up over the top.
Survey the state of the soul.
You've got to find out for yourself
whether or not you're truly trying.
Why not give it a shot?
Shake it. Take control.
And inevitably wind up finding for yourself
all the strengths that you have inside of you. I am worth $2,012,560 on HumanForSale.com
End of the world?
Weeeeee!
...forget about sugar, have a spoonful of me...

ummm yeah, don't hate!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ya know, cool ppls and such.
wanna meet me? umbcboyee (aim)
markw_evis (yahoo)

My Blog

Hands-On San Diego- 2007

So...you may be wondering why I helped in building a (crooked) fence.  To stop the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels!  Silly.  Apparently some meanies were conducting illegal off-roading, so a gr...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:19:00 GMT

Sally Jesse, Derek, Evil Barney, and Headless Mermaid

(the drawing and conversation developed throughout the day) markw_evis: hmm...yeah, Sally Jesse Raphael wouldn't be thereohelloitsmesarah: oh my goshohelloitsmesarah: I just started laughing so hard...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:43:00 GMT

triathlon training- week 1

that's right...i'm training for the Wildflower triathlon and i've just completed my first week.  we had our first running practice on wednesday.  it was a fairly easy practice with a mile wa...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:15:00 GMT

Jesus Is Magic!

I just watched Sarah Silverman's "Jesus Is Magic" and laughed my ass off.  No, seriously...my ass fell right out of my shorts onto the floor.  It wasn't a pretty sight. Check out some of her...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:59:00 GMT

alrighty kidz, it's official

i bought my one-way plane ticket yesterday...i'm moving to San Diego.  i went out there for vacation about three months ago and and that's all i needed to fall in love with the place.  i've ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:20:00 GMT

[from previous bulletin] apparently...

i'm also known as, "the fag with the pearl earring."yeah...it's good to have a trademark. 
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 21:34:00 GMT

This just in ya'llziz!!

I'm happy to announce that my sweaty right armpit has been given the name of Ms. Oara Schmutzie.  Oara stands for Over-Active Right Armpit.  Schmutzie because when she acts up...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:03:00 GMT

West Palm Part II (Back in the Habit)

Good times I had...good times I will share with you all...   Lauren, me, Regina, B, and Diane Regina, B, and Lauren (hungry for a hott dogg) Regina, B, and Lauren Regina and me (blue-eyed bea...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 13:00:00 GMT

CT or West Palm....????

so...this time last week i was thoroughly enjoying myself in West Palm with B and friends.  i'm so glad i finally got a chance to go down and visit him.  i had so much fun.  rather...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 17:48:00 GMT

a moment of silence please...

I am sad to say, SkunkBoyee died on Saturday, August 13, 2005 at approximately 12:15pm at Nando's Salon in Port Chester, NY due to a dye job and haircut.  I would like to take this opportunity to...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 20:34:00 GMT