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Kalell

Im back bitches! come to an olympia near you Jan. 07

About Me

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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpeckers crazy. Ignoring tasty bugs all around them, they just about beat their brains out trying to get at the clock. Years later, Amanda used the woodpecker experiment as a model for understanding capitalism, Communism, Christianity, and all other systems that traffic in future rewards rather than in present realities.
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HAVING FUN W/ NO DRAMA, TRAVELING AND ANY TYPE OF BEACH/WATER SPORTS!
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Name: Chris Kinney
Birthday: mar 12
Birthplace: villa incognito
Current Location: oly
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right.
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Lugz
Your Weakness: To trusting.
Your Fears: personality profiles
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza is like sex...there is no bad pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not to have goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ware am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: left butt cheek.
Your Bedtime: I'm actually asleep right now.
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember.
Pepsi or Coke: coors original.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arbys.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: n/a
Chocolate or Vanilla: both please.
Cappuccino or Coffee: white mocha
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: shit, thats a tough one. I'de have to say no.
Do you Sing: in the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: only when I sing.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, until i found out she was a man.
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college...so no!
Do you want to get Married: One day.
Do you belive in yourself: yes, i believe I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: hold on im feeling dizzy.
Do you think you are Attractive: on a scale from 3 to 5 Im a 4.
Are you a Health Freak: yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: when im inside.
Do you play an Instrument: drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes but i had my clothes on.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: parachute not opening.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toysRus kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Croatia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green.
Favourite Hair Color: blond or brown.
Short or Long Hair: long.
Height: under 5'9.
Weight: perportionate to height.
Best Clothing Style: preppy with a lil sluttyness.
Number of Drugs I have taken: does cough syrup count.
Number of CDs I own: strictly 8 tracks.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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I'd like to meet:

MY BIOLOGICAL MOTHER! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICTURE OF A BEACH IN CROATIA! THIS IS WARE I WILL RETIRE! Take the quiz: "What kind of Croat are you?"

Your a Dalmatinac/Dalmatinka!
You are from the most beautiful part of Croatia, have an amazing culture, everyone in Europe tried to take you over somehow, you have the most beautiful sea in the world right in front of you and you love it so much!
You Should Learn Portuguese
Muito legal! For you, learning a language is all about the lifestyle that comes with it.
And Brazilian beaches, hotties, parties, and soccer matches are just your style. What Language Should You Learn?

Music:

Depends on the mood. Ill list my favs for each catagory. Hip hop: Atmosphere, Zion 1. Punk: Operation Ivy, NoFx, Jawbreaker Mainstreme rap: Kanye West, Outkast 60's: Beatles 70's: Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd 80's: journey, Billy Joel 90's/Alternitive: Nirivana, Foo Fighters

Movies:

300, anything Zucker brothers, and my all time favorite The Karate Kid! Im a huge Vince Vaughn fan as well so I really enjoy most of his movies.

Television:

I try not to miss these shows so I Tivo: Weeds, Californication, Soprano's (well not anymore), Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Seahawks games. Shows that i think are great but im not bummed if i miss the new episode: House, Family Guy and Scrubs.

Books:

I'll just list some authors. Tom Robbins, Jack Kerouac, Sun Tsu, Niccolo Machiavelli, Deng Ming Dao, Lao Tzu, Valmiki,.

Heroes:

Leonidas, Cal-el, Bruce Banner, Tom Robbins, Dionysus, that guy from that one movie.

My Blog

TANGLED UP IN BLUES.

CHAPTER 10                               Kyle, still consumed with infatuation a...
Posted by Kalell on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

Californication

As I watched the final episode of the season I almost couldnt enjoy it becasue I was all to aware that it was the final episode of the season. Monday nights won't be the same until I get to hear the c...
Posted by Kalell on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST

Hemp.

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/print.asp?ID=3774 The Marijuana TrickDoug Yurchey  2005 And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land.  E...
Posted by Kalell on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:16:00 PST

Why gay marriage is WRONG! LOL (its a joke)

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is WRONG! 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning...
Posted by Kalell on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST

if myspace were real life!

IF MYSPACE WAS REAL LIFE:Tila Tequila & FORBIDDEN would know everyone in the whole world.You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.19 year old boys wouldn't ow...
Posted by Kalell on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST

compolation of post! long ranting

it's the people who mangle the religions more than the religions themselves that "keep people down", especially women. a couple examples:1: the christian trinity was originally "the father, the son, a...
Posted by Kalell on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST

Science vs Religion

Here is how the whole science vs. religion debate can be gotten over with. The fact is that the two have never been mutually exclusive. Only the most ardently stiff-necked scientist or the most ardent...
Posted by Kalell on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:21:00 PST

why weed is illegal! read now! or puff 1st then read! lol

Theres a variety of reasons why Marijuana is illegal....I could go into why marijuana was *initially* made illegal, but most of you should be familiar with the story... So the question is: Why is ma...
Posted by Kalell on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:57:00 PST

The Carlin Philosophy.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we...
Posted by Kalell on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 02:21:00 PST

star wars philosophy

The six films that make up the Star Wars series are among the most popular motion pictures in the entire world. The philosophy (the Force) in the films was based on a few religions and has even spawne...
Posted by Kalell on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:44:00 PST