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About Me

I'm a drunk with a job. I got the pictures to prove it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, the South Park guys, John Carpenter, Michael J. Fox, Bill Murray. I would also like to talk lavendar with Steven Seagal. Also, I'd like to meet Quentin Tarantino and shake his hand for making Pulp Fiction (in my opinion, one of the finest films in American Cinema), but I don't really want to talk to him. Everytime that man opens his douche mouth, I want to slam my penis in car door.

My Blog

broken wings and chicken things...

so, it's about half way through summer.... the new film is over and done with and is now considered old news... I'm writing a new one that I sometimes fantasize about finishing before the end of ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 20:48:00 GMT

nothing new for trash like you

hi kids.... I haven't posted a new blog in what seems like foreva.... um.... school's out.... word. I just wrapped my new short film entitled "The Hex"..... if you know me, you can probably expect...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:59:00 GMT

R.I.P.

For those who don't know..... we have lost two very fine actors from the wide history of cinema and television... Don Knotts (sir, if I mispelled your name, please forgive me), who is best known f...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:21:00 GMT

and now for something completely different...

ah yes... good ole blogs... almost forgot about these... so... I got Kolchak: the Night Stalker on DVD... that's right... the whole series... 20 episodes... 1 hour each... that means 20 hours of hot K...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:56:00 GMT

stop me if you've heard this one...

bzzzzzzt to women and everything they stand for.... confusing as shit....
Posted by on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 02:09:00 GMT

a sinking ship full of optimists...

went record shopping the other day... got some good new shit... I got Owen's album "I do perceive." which is absolutely amazing and has been quietly humming me to sleep for the past few nights... also...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 23:43:00 GMT

do you have a hulk hogan ring tone? cuz I know that I fucking do....

yes... that is correct.... I have a new phone... what happened to the other phone? you ask... long story short... I dropped it into a toilet full of urine and it  blew up... no shit... so I have ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:27:00 GMT

friday i'm in love...

I don't have anything special to say today... I'm listening to the cure... I also have raspberry inscence that smells like something that smells good... hahahaha... I thought that was clever... god, I...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 11:37:00 GMT

a boring story...

So, I went to this party the other night where there were a bunch of naked people. No shit. It was a naked party. I called a girl fat. She wasn't fat, though, just self-conscious. I found it amusing. ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jul 2005 00:07:00 GMT

... he's one funny mother fucker!

I have to blow my nose.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jul 2005 00:04:00 GMT