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jocelynislove

About Me



im jocelyn, my relationship with my boyfriend is the most ridiculous/hilarious/amazing thing in the world, and i wouldn't have it any other way. i party with my little sister who's straightedge. i live in danbury, but i'm hardly there. i spend more money on gas than anyone else i know. i'm pretty lame, and can count my true friends on my two hands. still want to know more ?
= jocelynislove

give it to me; love love love love

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these kids right here ♥; someone buy me their cds please

jocelyn, your one badass motherfucker

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Connecticut im from connecticut. not new york, not boston, and sure as hell not jersey. we dont have parkways or thruways here, there are highways and as far as im concerned its 95, 91 and thats it. we dont go to bars in high school. we drive 65 MPH in our SUVs to go to the "packy." not the liquor store but the package store and we stop at the ATM first, not the MAC machine, and still get there before 9. we don't have stupid accents and we lock our doors when we go to new haven. we love nothing more than watching our huskies work their shit in march. we enjoy a good party in the woods and enjoy running from the cops, its exciting. we dont get bunked, smashed, or plastered here. no we get cocked and we're damn proud of it. im from connecticut and i fuckin love this place.