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About Me

i n s t i n c t rules the beast.

Who?
Alex [aim=althespacebandit]
What?
Space Bandit, Poet, Novelist, Comedian, Student, Brother, Momma's Boy?
When?
Born Nineteen springs ago.
Where?
Trapped in the land of Vines.
How?
Single and Stoic.

T e a m A w e s o m e
"By ourselves we are strong, together we're the strongest."

E X T R E M E - W A L K I N G [V.1]
Starring:
Miguel 'Baez' Baez
Alex 'Space Bandit' Rodgers
Carlos 'The Barbarian' Rosado
Produced By: Balls Deep Productions / Team Awesome
Directed/Edited By:Miguel Baez
Co-Directed By: Alex Rodgers, Carlos Rosado
Camera Work By: Andre 'D r e' Rodgers

My Interests

The weight of aquatic pressure
hails a frenzy of panic,
or the drift of solemnity.
Blue or clear, this prison though is dark,
Murky and rich with unseen life,
my mouth opens to scorn the salted
flesh of the sea; my cannabilism
punished by a choking throat.
I thought of this dark haven for quite sometime.
To trade my bubbled words for silence.
To be coiled in its waves,
and shape myself
to the will of my finned,
aquatic brethren.
The aspect of losing myself
never soaked so clear until now.
But I'd do anything to be apart of the reef.
I'd do anything to be swept away.
I'd do anything to make a sky of this sea.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Movies:

are what i dream.

Television:

is somethin' I have little time for.

Books:

remain unwritten.

My Blog

[003] Cankerous List

My mouth is being raped by a persistent fucker called a 'canker'.I can barely speak.I sound like Shaq in a press conference.Blogs can be useful. I read them. I write at them. Indeed, this is an attack...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:47:00 PST

[Blog] Hershidge Quotes

Quotes from Heritage Customers: Customer: "Whatcha'll make your subs with, sub rolls?" Andre: "No, we fold slices of wonderbread in half." "Is this Wawa?" (Asking Carlos and myself)"What ya'll niqqas ...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:13:00 PST

[Blog] Why Obama Will Not Be Assassinated - By MMG

Ever since the Illinois senator Barack Obama announced his campaign to run for the Democratic presidential nomination, there has been talk of an inevitable assassination. I recall having drinks with a...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:14:00 PST

[002] My Top Worst Times To Hug Someone

10. They’re in a batting cage, and not using their pare phial vision. 9. They’re going to work, and you just got out the pool. 8. When you’re on fire. 7. When you both are hanging...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:09:00 PST

[Poem] Immature

I’m sorry if my tight lip offends you, If I don’t find that funny anymore, If I don’t smile. I’m grown up now. Let’s stop talking. Let’s keep repeating. Let’s...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:51:00 PST

[Poem] Black and Mild

[For Black History Month]Black and mild spewed Its ghastly smoke into the midnight air.There stood our subject, Puffing away, Calloused hands stuffed Into the belly of his hoodie.This image was in eve...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST

[Poem] Salted Sky

[Poem] Destiny Delayed Part I

I sat against that wall like a birthmark.I belonged here, sucking in the cobwebbed scent,Smothered in exile by the heartless shadowsof the unlit carcass of a room.I was alone.Or should have been.Witho...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:36:00 PST

[Poem] Love Shaped Pistol

All too steady it raised itself.Crosshairs locked snugly to your chest.I wanted your life. I wanted your soul.Have I the right ammunition?Compliments, Smiles, Warmth -Chivalry rusted away with the kni...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:17:00 PST

[Poem] Lying Dream

My arms were open with each step.Fear squeezed my heart just moments before I stumbled down those wooden steps.Darkness dominated the scene, but still I would find you.Lights of reality waved in crud...
Posted by Al the Space Bandit on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:38:00 PST