it’s starting already |
What's staring already? you may find yourself asking. Well, I'll tell you what's happening, I discovered a God damned gray hair -root- this morning is what's happening. Thank you genetics. When mental...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
How am I not myself? |
I can't remember the first time I deliberately did something that I knew would hurt me emotionally, but let me tell you, I am GOOD at it. I fell in love with someone a few years ago. I thought that wa...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:28:00 GMT |
Who’s gonna plug your ears, when you scream |
It was 1984. The Cars single "Drive" was topping the charts, soon to become their greatest hit. Ric Ocasek would go on to marry the beautiful Czech model that appeared in the video for the song. And m...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:09:00 GMT |
It all comes back to Diane and that dynamite mullet. |
So, for the third time in what may be so many years, my personal belongings and everything that I know and love are locked away in a self storage by the torn down bowling alley that I dreamt about in ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
One month; two kitchen fires |
So, apparently, you're not supposed to leave left over food in your burner tray because this happens:Knives + Stove coils on high + cut off water bottle filled with ice + left over food coming to a bo...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:24:00 GMT |
"It’s all relative!" |
New things happen every day, and usually when you least expect it. Some days you're on top of the world, other days you're doing Charlie work. I'm so glad I didn't have to do Charlie work today.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:31:00 GMT |
EVE WAS WEAK |
You wanna talk shit about Lifetime, try this on for size. I just got to watch a hidden twin be born whose purpose was to break the curse left by the boy of his mom's sister that died and then haunted ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:57:00 GMT |
God is watching with a sense of relief |
You're a televangelist on his kneesGot a God heart full of diseaseit's easily siezedby high maintanece pleasYou're simply a tease
Sell your big dreams on the TVYou'll never find a girl better than meI...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
Abnormal? |
Is it wrong that when I watch an elephant go on a rampage, I root for the elephant? Even if it's not some crazy Barnum & Bailey mistreatment situation. These (sometimes innocent bystanders) and gettin...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:38:00 GMT |
Advertising helps me decide |
Okay. I have to rant quickly about something that I find mind boggling. There is a commercial that tends to run during Comedy Central or FX comedy programs. It's for a drug named Lipozene. Lipozene is...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:34:00 GMT |
