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J.No

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About Me

If you've come to this page, you probably already know me in the non-internet world, so what could this paragraph possibly tell you? The vital stats are at the lower left, the influences and favorite media are above that. I fear cameras because they steal my soul, and I need to keep the little that I haven't sold yet. As such, the only picture I have to offer is from the dark, smokey ruins of some random club on some random night.

I suppose people read this to gauge if I'm an asshole or not. It seems pretty hard to judge a person solely by what they write here, and it's pretty popular to be an asshole these days, so I might just be acting 'cool' or I might be a genuine jerk. Good luck figuring that one out. I'm probably one of a million generic 20-somethings with a sarchastic wit and a very disenchanted personality. What makes me different? Who knows, who cares. Why would you want to be different anyway?

My Interests

Sarchasm. Drunken philosphy. Pretty much anyone who can have an intelligent conversation about something. That should leave the bases open ...

I'd like to meet:

There seems to be something interesting in everyone I meet. Some people are beautiful in their childlike rage, some in their detached brilliance, some in their eccentric uniqueness and most in their human fragility. Half the fun in this game is trying to get through all the armor you've built up so I can try to figure out who you really are, and not just who you pretend to be.

Music:

Just like everything else on this page, I have no definitive answer for this. I probably listen to some of the same stuff you do. I also probably enjoy a few things you haven't heard of yet. I'm always open for anyone to turn me onto any good new music.

Right now I'm a little uninspired by music. I'm just plugging in the old CDs and laughing at the memories that come back. Depeche Mode, The Cure, Concrete Blonde.

Movies:

I've at least somewhat enjoyed most of the movies I've seen. Even the ones I thought were stupid (Alien vs. Predator, for example) were at least entertaining enough to see once.

Every now and then, I come across a movie that really gets into my head though, so I guess I could list those as they occur to me.

Heroes:

Everyone. Tell me your story, I'd like to hear.

My Blog

My age has grown so much to be the stuff of legend

Thanks to everyone that helped put together an awesome surprise party for me. I'm pretty sure I'm immortal, but if not, I'll definitely put in a good word with the big guy (Chris Farley) for all the ...
Posted by J.No on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

Aeons

"... these little conversations, well for me they'll never do. What am I supposed to do with broken sentences of you?"The very nature of educated society requires us to question, observe and measure ...
Posted by J.No on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST

I just turned 14!

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone for all the gifts, cards, drinks, food and birthday wishes this year. I appreciate it all, and it's the best 14th birthday I ever had.I'm going to go run my ass ...
Posted by J.No on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST

The energy around you ...

Whomever goes to fight monsters should take care not to become a monster himself. And when you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you. - Frederick NietzscheId like to think that...
Posted by J.No on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:34:00 PST

Not a new idea, but funny nonetheless

http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/
Posted by J.No on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:06:00 PST

Fear is the One Universal Language

It's a strange feeling when you finally begin to understand the people that you always hated.  When all the people that can only express themselves through acts of manipulation, put-downs and ang...
Posted by J.No on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:22:00 PST

The Internet has been busy:

Busy making odd videos filled with Chihuahuas, night vision and deformed humans doing the robot in wheelchairs. Nightmares should be this good. http://sp.50webs.com/
Posted by J.No on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brilliant

I suggest you click me.
Posted by J.No on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just in time for Christmas

I suck at posting things of any relevance, so this looks like a good time to put the ol' Christmas story up: (J.No) Ever since she was a small child, Clara liked to ... (...mandy...) ... c...
Posted by J.No on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Revolution Has Begun!

From here. Meow Machine, the ferocious sandwich hunter of the praire, has clearly been exerting her influence on fellow felines. I suggest you all figure out exactly where you stand on this issue,...
Posted by J.No on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST