Huge Talking Mantis

Clint Tharp (guitar/lead vocals) grew up in Moore, Ok. He was raised by his werewolf dad and learned to love the writings of Bill Shakespeare. As Clint's penis and ball sack developed so did his musical talents. Clint graduated at Yale in the Spring of 2004 with a major of creative writing. Now Clint's favorite thing to do is sit on the couch eating cheetos (puffs) and figure out why just being naked makes him horny. Kyle Leemaster (harmonica/guitar/back up vocals) was born at the age of 22. the doctors were stunned when they saw is little hairy body. Kyle has not grown an inch since...on the other hand his penis has exceeded 7ft. WOW!